Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 11, 2020

4th Floor:Administration’s Fault

Hey, she’s wearing a mask

Faulty Towers, eh!?!

Basement: Your own damn fault.

My spouse has been in and out of medical facilities for the past two and a half months. Every time the phone rings… I give out a quiet prayer. “Please don’t tell me my spouse in in the Hospital, Building ‘B’, Basement Level!” Hint – that is the local morgue.

Below the first floor is your standard debasement.

Next floor: Karen’s fault.

Is that the geology building?

Penthouse, IT’S TRUMP’S FAULT!

And If I have all three conditions ?

Penthouse: It’s Complicated.

Gotta be someone’s fault …

It’s not your fault but I’m going to blame you anyway.

7th floor – no fault insurance

The first thing I ever learned about mental health it that if you seek it you don’t need it. The second thing is that if you don’t want it, you need it. The third thing is that if others want your stuff, they will make you crazy until they get it.

The rent increases with the floor number; make of that what you will.

Fourth Floor? Big G’s fault!

I blame my psychiatrist for all my problems.

Floor BB – San Andreas

On a happier note,Roger Stone is free.Watch the pardons fly,as the noose tightens.Billy Barr will lead the charge ;(

Led Zeppelin had it right: “Nobody’s Fault But MINE”.

As little as we know or understand about the brain (much less the mind) I fear “mental health” practices do more harm than good

In California, you’d have the fourth floor: San Andreas fault.

Treatment: Eagles, “Get Over It,” https://youtu.be/QxF0K_3lGOA

4th Floor: Johnny’s Fault

My father raised me to solve a problem with “What can I do?” Today, people want to solve a problem with “Who do I sue?”

I blame Jimmy Buffet and those darn margaritas.

At a discount from providers who went into psychology because they had mental health problems.

That’s what they told Officer Krupke.

13TH floor – Your fault

3rd floor has gotten really popular, and the 4th floor “file your lawsuit here” has a waiting line.

Good cartoon. Wry.

If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

Bipolar patients should just remain on the elevator.

Well, that’s narrow it down. ;)

Mental health is the only health issue where it is fine to mock and make fun.

On the other hand, I think they have parent teacher days just to find out exactly when little Johnny and Jane are the way they are.

Roof: Your own damn fault and the guilt is too much to take. Free air elevator down.

Trump: It’s everyone’s fault but mine.

Where’s the floor for “the 1% fault” ??

Bedrock Floor: Earthquake Fault.

Penthouse Floor: God’s Fault.

13th Floor: The Devil Made Me Do It.

Rooftop: For the severely depressed.

I prefer No Fault.

Fire Exit: God’s flaw