Mike Luckovich for June 03, 2020

Make sure to record it.

Trump Disciples need reassurance that Their Messiah does indeed walk on water.

All the more remarkable, what with the bone spurs and all.

Impressive trick, Shamu.

Caligula was a charmer by comparison. That’’s a toga.

Love the wading pool!

And who will heal and reunite the whole country … not just install the alternate forty percent to power?

Another photo flop?

I was amazed he was able to walk those two blocks. Was there no golf cart available?

See, darn fool can’t even swim.

You realize if The Chosen One performs a second Miracle like feeding the thousands of hungry people with two fish we have to make him a Saint. They refuse to put him on their football team after the flack they got for taking a knee.

Somehow he’s just not Being There for us…

A kiddie pool just the thing for kindergarten in the West Wing. “Look Barr see people run. Hear cap guns sound. Donnie is happy boy.”

When will he visit a Mosque or a Synagogue? He would be a big hit there too.

Bone spurs provide 11% more flotation, almost enough to support 4% of his ego.

The Episcopalians were not thrilled to have him use their church as a campaign op, nor were the Catholics the next day. He must be going to the wrong sects.

If nothing else this shows that AG Barr has a heart.. the advice from trumps BF Kim Jong-un on how to win respect did not include tear gas or rubber bullets.

Everyone appreciates how Hair Groppenfuror coordinated his visit to the church with the minister and they jointly issued a plea for peace, calm, and racial justice…/s

Bringing real creativity to “Abuse of Power”…

Sentence from an article that I read about it this morning, “Even some White House officials privately expressed dismay that the president’s entourage had not thought to include a single person of color.” Yeah, that was the important thing that was WRONG.

Trump is making himself the embodiment of everything evil.

Evil = Stupid?

Still waiting for the Reichstag fire …

Beautiful, perfect.

Of course, Trump isn’t actually walking on water… but he expects the media to report it that way… his staff will claim that technically he IS walking on water because some water gets squished between his feet and the bottom of the pool – so that makes his feat equivalent to Jesus walking on water, and that only Trump can do it too…

Almost makes me wish there was a god. A vengeful on. Who acted in real time. Or it’s own time – just NOW.

If he start trying to turn water into wine, I’m leaving for Canada!

Lafayette Square is the new People’s Park, Trump is holding the WH hostage.

https://youtu.be/RwA_4OamFhI

Normally Disaster Pumpkin creams his jeans over Russia but relentlessly bad-mouths China. But that may be about to change. In looking forward to using the national military to “dominate” protesters, or else “They’re going to run over you.”, he’ll find no better role model than the way the People’s Army took back Tiananmen Square on 1989 June 4.

Of course, ca ca floats!!

WA PO headline: Trump Cannot Swim!

I really would like to see him walk across the Potomac.

Conservative icon George F. Will:

“This unraveling presidency began with the Crybaby-in-chief banging his spoon on his highchair to protest a photograph—a photograph -showing that his inauguration crowd the day before had been smaller than the one four years previously. Since then, this weak person’s idea of a strong person, this chest-pounding advertisement of his own gnawing insecurities, this low-rent Lear raging on his Twitter-heath has proven that the phrase malignant buffoon is not an oxymoron. […]The president’s provocations-his coarsening of public discourse that lowers the threshold for acting out by people as mentally crippled as he—do not excuse the violent few. They must be punished. He must be removed.” […] The nation’s downward spiral into acrimony and sporadic anarchy has had many causes much larger than the small man who is the great exacerbator of them. Most of the causes predate his presidency, and most will survive its January terminus. The measures necessary for restoration of national equilibrium are many and will be protracted far beyond his removal. One such measure must be the removal of those in Congress who, unlike the sycophantic mediocrities who cosset him in the White House , will not disappear “magically”, as Eric Trump said the coronavirus would. Voters must dispatch his congressional enablers, especially the senators who still gambol around his ankles with a canine hunger for petting. […] Those who think our unhinged president’s recent mania about a murder two decades ago that never happened represents his moral nadir have missed the lesson of his life: There is no such thing as rock bottom. So, assume that the worst is yet to come. Which implicates national security: Abroad, anti-Americanism sleeps lightly when it sleeps at all, and it is wide-awake as decent people judge our nation’s health by the character of those to whom power is entrusted. Watching, too, are indecent people in Beijing and Moscow.”

The KoolAid cult are really a disgrace..

He’s not so much walking ‘on’ the water as ‘repulsed by’ the water.

Shouldn’t that water be tinted a faint yellow? I mean, this is the guy who fled in abject terror to his bunker.

Euwww… stinky toes.

The water’s frozen, so of course he can walk on it, the cheater!