pro tip. If you order take out food, when you get back into your car and douse hands with sanitizer, DON"T try and take a nibble. I tried that the other day and it took a long time to get that nasty sanitizer taste out of my mouth……..phoooooooey.
[Sincere pologies to anybody who’s seen my song parody on any political toons, but I just can’t resist, and I’m hoping to be forgiven someday. With insincere apologies to Cole Porter:]
So, anyway, that’s where so much of the hand sanitizer has gone (besides hospitals and other essential workers). My local store is now finally selling smallish bottles of a brand i’ve never heard of, for $8.99 a piece….
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
If only it were that easy…
sirbadger almost 4 years ago
Is hand sanitizer rain safe? It could make lung problems worse.
juncarlo almost 4 years ago
Haha! What a nice wallpaper with all those skulls.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
“In an unrelated story, that weird kid was seen flying around again.”
TampaFanatic1 almost 4 years ago
Dad needs to lay off the sauce!
cdward almost 4 years ago
Magical thinking usually brings …um…well, nothing.
Markov Da Robot almost 4 years ago
I WISH.
Mighty Phavahg almost 4 years ago
Ummm…. where’d he get the sanitizer? Asking for a friend…..
Oakwood13 almost 4 years ago
Just gather up all the crop dusters you can find and load them up with Lysol and spray away.
Amra Leo almost 4 years ago
Thanks, Lio!
PleaseStay6PixelsAway almost 4 years ago
Hey! Didn’t he steal that idea from Trump?
car2ner almost 4 years ago
pro tip. If you order take out food, when you get back into your car and douse hands with sanitizer, DON"T try and take a nibble. I tried that the other day and it took a long time to get that nasty sanitizer taste out of my mouth……..phoooooooey.
johndifool almost 4 years ago
How much did Lio get for that product placement stunt?
brick10 almost 4 years ago
Don’t let DJT see this. It will become the Space Force’s first assignment.
tcayer almost 4 years ago
I call BS! There’s NO hand sanitizer to be found anywhere!
walkingmancomics almost 4 years ago
Ah, Lio, if only it were so.
Godfreydaniel almost 4 years ago
[Sincere pologies to anybody who’s seen my song parody on any political toons, but I just can’t resist, and I’m hoping to be forgiven someday. With insincere apologies to Cole Porter:]
Clorox your Covid, start bleaching it now
Clorox your Covid, and your innards you will wow!
If you’re having bad luck with infection
Give yourself a quick Lysol injection
If you get no results from your bleach sprays
Try an enormous dose of UV rays
If Covid continues to harry ya
Try a drug that is meant for malaria
Clorox your Covid
And you’ll drop like the Dow!
stamps almost 4 years ago
Try oobleck.
AndrewSihler almost 4 years ago
Love the wallpaper. Maybe it’s a running joke in Liō which I’ve never noticed before. . . .
Ermine Notyours almost 4 years ago
Keep the rocket pack flame away from the alcohol sanitizer.
somebody stole my stem almost 4 years ago
My kids do the same thing…
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
Last I heard, hand sanitizer wasn’t as effective as soap.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Oh pleeze oh pleeze oh pleeze!
j.l.farmer almost 4 years ago
Trump will tell his people about this this evening and he will talk about at his next new conference.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
Super-Lio to the rescue!
(I wish.)
So, anyway, that’s where so much of the hand sanitizer has gone (besides hospitals and other essential workers). My local store is now finally selling smallish bottles of a brand i’ve never heard of, for $8.99 a piece….