Clay Bennett for May 10, 2020

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    Coopersdad  almost 4 years ago

    The 8-step protection plan…….PLEASE OBSERVE!!!

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    Nothing can help the safety and health of America and Americans as much as getting Il Douche out of office!

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah. And then wash your hands again since there’s no telling where those ballots have been.

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    Dtroutma  almost 4 years ago

    Wash the nation clean of all Bonespurs sign. Take a lot of disinfectant.

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    superposition  almost 4 years ago

    I wonder how much testing material has been dedicated to the White House and if you, I, and Joe Biden will ever see it in our vicinity?

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    billiegoatgruff  almost 4 years ago

    A very dear friend of mine died this week. I learned of this from her husband of 40 years who called me today. I spent a half hour consoling him. The last time he saw her was when he dropped her off outside the ER. She was worth 10,000 GOP trash.

    So I want to just butt in here and tell you that it is perfectly in agreement with me if somebody puts five 9 mm parabellum bullets (or an M9 bayonet) in the guts of you-know-who.

    As to Biden, I could care less if JoJo the dog faced boy is the next president — but I really prefer Plan A.

    How many other Americans feel this way? Enough? Play “I’ll be glad when you’re dead” for me.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I just posted a reply to a post I expected to vanish immediately. It disappeared in seconds. I hope the original poster deleted it himself/herself.

    OP: I know that the pain can seem insurmountable.

    But, care for yourself, soldier on.

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    DEACON FRED  almost 4 years ago

    PLEASE!! Follow these steps!! I don’t know about you, but I miss common sense coming from the White House!!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    If a Democratic President was DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for over 78,000 AMERICANS DYING due to HIS inaction, how many Reich-Wingnuts would be screaming for his head on a pike?? So, why are they STILL supporting Hair Furor, the Clorox Commando???

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    Ontman  almost 4 years ago

    Trump and crew could use every drop of bleach on earth to wash with and still have blood on their hands.

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    rs0204 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Preach it Brother!!!

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    phritzg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Since it’s highly unlikely the virus will be gone by November, I would add two more steps:

    9. Place completed ballot in the official envelope you received with it.

    10. Mail the envelope early enough so your local election officials will receive it before the election.

    Of course, step 10 assumes we still have a functioning Postal Service. If we don’t, hand deliver your envelope with ballot to the office of your designated election official.

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    The Love of Money is . . .  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like somebody leaked the recent CDC guideline that Donnie didn’t want to be seen. Wasn’t that NOT to see the light of day?

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Anyone voting trump, no amount of washing will get the blood off your hands!

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Vaccinate the nation, vote blue in primaries still to be held and November 2020. Request a mail-in ballot, available in all states.

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    preacherman  almost 4 years ago

    There’s a video going around that urges viewers to vote for anyone but Trump. Actually, that’s sure to reelect Trump as it spreads the votes around leaving Trump with the majority. Vote Biden for 2020.

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    FrannieL Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Brilliant as usual Mr. Bennett.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 4 years ago

    This gives us the stark realization of how desperate we are, that we seriously and adamantly fancy Creamed Corn over Donald Trump.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Mr Bennett says so much with so few words. There is a reason his has one of those Pulitzer thingies. Keep up the great work and thank you.

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    walstib Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Like last week’s arc on Candorville, this could be continued tomorrow with a woman’s hands, then next day with black hands, then next day with brown hands, then old arthritic hands, etc.

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    thelordthygod666  almost 4 years ago

    I understand why many that voted for him still support him. To face reality and admit their mistake would cause so much cognitive dissonance their heads would explode.

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    SandShark Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Time to eradicate COVFEFE-45!

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    Ally2005  almost 4 years ago

    Something that should be so easy, I fear, is going to be so difficult.

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    An apt metaphor. Since Mr. Trump washed his hands of any responsibility, I wash my hands of giving him credit for any achievement, real or imagined, he claims. One goes with other, Mr. Trump.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    The Plan Is to Save Capital and Let the People Die

    Whether Americans know it or not, their government is not working for them. Their government is working on behalf of capital. Humans are now a mere second-order, instrumental factor to be considered based on how it affects capital.

    https://www.commondreams.org/views/2020/04/09/plan-save-capital-and-let-people-die?

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    kennis_97 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    So 2 people in white house tested positive; anyone read Poe’s ‘Mask of the red death lately’?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    A former White House ethics director has claimed Donald Trump is “laying the groundwork” to interfere with the November election results after the president went on a Twitter rampage against California’s voting process.

    Walter Shaub was the director of the United States Office of Government Ethics in both the Obama and Trump administrations, but has lately been outspoken against Mr Trump and how he treats the presidency.

    Mr Shaub said the president was preparing to ignore the upcoming presidential election results after a tweet storm on Saturday.

    “So in California, the Democrats, who fought like crazy to get all mail in only ballots, and succeeded, have just opened a voting booth in the most Democrat area in the State,” Mr Trump tweeted. “They are trying to steal another election. It’s all rigged out there. These votes must not count. SCAM!”

    Mr Shaub responded to the tweet, writing: “… and right on cue, here he is laying the groundwork for a refusal to leave office.”

    Previous tweets from the former ethics director showed other examples that he believed proved Mr Trump was working to discredit the upcoming election in case he lost, including consistently tweeting about the “rigged” system.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-presidential-election-interfere-walter-shaub-accusations-a9506991.html?

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    Apparently when crooked liar Trump uses the word “rigged” he means every honest trackable vote against him.

    Its “rigged” because California doesn’t use voter suppression tactics like the hateful Republican red states. They know an honest vote would wipe them off the political map.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Mr. Bennett is a national treasure.

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    Ammo is on a break Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Let’s hope Uncle Joe washes his hand BEFORE he shoves them into his next Victim.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I think I just need to make this bit from Fran Lebowitz part of my “signature.” There’s something just so simple and true about this bald, bold statement. Telegram for Mrs. and Mr. Voter! Here…

    Everyone says he is crazy. The scarier thing is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid. You just don’t.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Trump knew about the virus in Feb and decided not to do anything about it.

    Trump ‘exploded about the economic fallout’ and put a stop to CDC’s February mitigation plan

    https://www.rawstory.com/2020/05/trump-exploded-about-the-economic-fallout-and-put-a-stop-to-cdcs-february-mitigation-plan-report/

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    Andylit Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’s why we call them cartoons. They are absurd, fanciful and amusing.

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    pamela welch Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Most excellent, Clay ♥♥

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