Steve Benson for April 27, 2020

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    wyneaux  about 4 years ago

    He’s also not Mr. Clean.

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  about 4 years ago

    Poison control calls are up…you’re welcome…

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    RAGs  about 4 years ago

    “I am not presidential, but I pretend I am on TV.”

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    mourdac Premium Member about 4 years ago

    At last those whose brains are not locked into being MAGAts are seeing PINO TRump for the fumbling ignorant fool he is in real life.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 4 years ago

    The Clorox Clown, AKA Lysol Liar.

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    jhroos  about 4 years ago

    Putin’s Pine-Sol Puppet

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member about 4 years ago

    But he is a dicktor.

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    ncorgbl  about 4 years ago

    Then tRump will blow sunshine up your 6.

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    well-i-never  about 4 years ago

    He was just “musing”. We were not amused. You’d have to take a Stupid pill three times a day to be a gasbag that dense.

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    Display  about 4 years ago

    Again today I say, he’s more like Dr. Mengele than Dr. Jekyll.

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    gnorth22 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    What’sa matter folks, you don’t know “sarcasm” when you hear it?

    Gheez, every time I think he’s bottomed out he finds a new low. What does it take folks? His actions are simply not defensible, and he needs to be shown the door. Watch very carefully what goes on leading up to the fall election, and be ready to scream very loudly as his “party” tries anything they can to not see him (and them) canned.

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    Dani Rice  about 4 years ago

    Eldest daughter still thinks he’s great. She sent me a copy of a Tweet showing like around a transfusion site and tried to convince me it was ultra-violet light being injected into a patient. I suggested she take a chicken thigh and a meat baster and see how to do that. This is NOT the child I raised. She frightens me.

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    thelordthygod666  about 4 years ago

    Looking for another strong dividend stock I bought Clorox last October at $146. And then the flu came…

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    Bookworm  about 4 years ago

    Pretty much sums up his entire, and I’m using the term loosely, “presidency.”

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    preacherman  about 4 years ago

    I wonder if anyone’s checked to see if Dump has stock in the Lysol or Clorox companies?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Today’s update:

     World Records in Ball Dropping

    2001-08-06 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US” • Bush did nothing.

    2001-09-11 • 5 weeks after PDB • 9/11 attacks • Death toll: 2,977

    2020-01-07 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Analysts concluded [coronavirus] could be a cataclysmic event.” • Trump did nothing.

    2020-03-11 • WHO declared a global pandemic.

    2020-04-15 • Trump suspended US funding of WHO.

    2020-04-27 • 16 weeks after PDB • US death toll: 55,415

    1955-1975 • 20 years (for comparison) • Vietnam War • US deaths: 58,220

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Some fifteen years back I was in favor of any torture that had been thoroughly and rigorously tested upon the Vice President. To solve the Covid-19 pandemic I say we have to step up one notch. Any and every suggestion about treatment from the President should be tested concurrently on him until the ultimate dosages are found. Lysol, bleach, hydroxychloroquine, UV rectal lamp and whatever else he may have imagined. That is how to lead out front!

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    michaeljwolff  about 4 years ago

    I thought you played Mr. Yuck.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 4 years ago

    If needles bother you get one of those nasal flushing machines..

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    Perkycat  about 4 years ago

    There is another press briefing scheduled for today. Stay tuned to see if it will really happen and see if we have another brilliant virus cure from doctor president.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Trump’s ‘disinfectant’ rant proves he’s anything but a ‘very stable genius’ — and his base is starting to notice

    https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/trumps-disinfectant-rant-proves-hes-anything-but-a-very-stable-genius-and-his-base-is-starting-to-notice-op-ed/

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    ferddo  about 4 years ago

    The “stable genius” is now sulking because he has to hide away… he doesn’t get to play President on TV…

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    Motivemagus  about 4 years ago

    The Dark Tetrad of personality traits (or, malignant narcissism)

    1. Narcissism: grandiosity, entitlement, dominance, and superiority

    2. Machiavellianism: unprincipled, cold, believe interpersonal manipulation is the key to success and act on it

    3. Psychopathy: low levels of empathy combined with high levels of impulsivity and thrill-seeking

    4. Sadism: enjoyment of cruelty and seeing others in pain

    Sound familiar?

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Unfortunately, he IS president, but he plays at that, too.

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    Another Take  about 4 years ago

    So Clorox is the generic? Or is Lysol the generic? My plan only covers generics so I need to know!

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    feverjr Premium Member about 4 years ago

    He’s been poisoning minds for years and nobody noticed, now he poisons a few minions and it’s like he shot someone on Fifth Ave…

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    Dtroutma  about 4 years ago

    I’m not human, but I played one on TV, then they put me in the White House.

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    sevaar777  about 4 years ago

    “Calling Dr Feelgood….”

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    Nantucket Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Some of the Trumpettes are saying he was being sarcastic while others are saying he is correct; the latter group describes a dialysis-type procedure using UV.

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Brilliant, Steve, as usual ♥

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    FrankErnesto  about 4 years ago

    He plays a President on TV. It’s a horror show.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Presidents who racked up 58,000 American corpses thru inattention, incompetence, insensitivity, and relentless lying:

    1955-1975: combination of Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, and Ford (over 20 years)

    2020: Trump (in 16 weeks)

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