Clay Bennett for April 24, 2020

Isopropyl alcohol in an IV will fix you right up faster. TRUST TRUMP!

“Amazingly”, Trump starting pushing hydroxychloroquine after a private conversation with one of his big donors. Gee, do you think that there is a connection?

Not just that it does’t help with Covid-19, but also that it often has serious life threatening side effects.

Aren’t you glad that “our” “President” is able to give such well thought out and accurate advice? /s

“The Trump administration pushed for nationwide access to a malaria drug touted by President Donald Trump as a Covid-19 treatment ‘with limited physician oversight,’ according to a person familiar with the allegations of Dr. Rick Bright, the HHS vaccine chief who was ousted from his position earlier this week.

“Bright felt such a move was dangerous and responded by pushing for more clinical trials, the person said, but, under pressure from his superiors in the health department, eventually agreed to sign off on an emergency use authorization that allowed the Trump administration to acquire tens of millions of doses of chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine and distribute the medicines to some patients hospitalized for Covid-19.

“Bright, who was pushed out this week as head of the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority, is now alleging that he was sidelined after pushing back against the administration’s demands.”

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/23/trump-vaccine-malaria-bright-coronavirus-205414?cid=covid_m

No surprise he managed to shoot himself in the foot with this.

Oh sure. NOW he starts firing blanks!

Ge,, I dunno. Is there a connection between rum and a pina-colada?

I can’t decide what frightens me more: Covid-19, or trump with a handgun.

So …. A plastic suction cup shot from a 1911 (or similar)? Yeah, boy! What could go wrong?

The only reason trump is pushing this drug is that he finally learned to pronounce a polysyllable word correctly. In his mind this demonstrates great knowledge.

Last night the idiot said sunlight will kill it.

Now the idiot is suggesting disinfectant injections. The nice part is that his fans can get disinfectant without a prescription, and they already have plenty of needles.

A shot in the dark…

It’s only a sugar pill but all Trump supporters are required to take one every day. Why? So Trump can receive his 10% kickback.

HOW do people SILL believe a WORD that this Insane Sociopath says???

BAD illustration, Clay. HCQ, used by itself or with certain antibiotics, is positively HARMFUL It’s not at all a squib or sucker-cup round as you metaphorise it, it’s definitely TOXIC.

It couldn’t be the QUALITY and COMPETENCE of our leadership with our rigorous requirements of age and citizenship to hold federal office, … could it? Surely our binary opposing political system selects only the best and brightest to serve the people? /s

https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/g6jsha/now_you_know/

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/23/europe/merkel-coronavirus-social-distancing-europe-intl/index.html

Lysol is running ads this morning warning people not to gargle with Lysol.

I would love to see a follow up on this: camera pulled back with the table now including this gun, Lysol syringe, and a UV flash light.

And now he’s moved on to suggesting you somehow get UV light into your body (says Mr. Spray-Tan), or inject yourself with disinfectants. I hate to imagine if some poor sap of a believer kills themselves by inhaling chlorine bleach – self-administered poison gas, for those of you who know your WWI history…

What he does not seem to understand is that if it kills germs, it can often kill YOU as well. That’s why you don’t drink the stuff.

If he wants to volunteer as a test case, however, I will support his “freedom.”

Should I soak my mask in Lysol and huff it, or simply inject it into an artery?

Yep, it has been replaced with injecting light or Lysol, apparently.

Crazy Dr Trump is giving medical advice that will kill you, its 25th amendment time.

I don’t know why the Gops are dancing around this issue when it’s clear that their ultimate solution to everything is the same: More Gas Lighting!

Bleach in a spray bottle is the latest trump fix.. Maybe put it in a vaporizer next to your bed.. {sarcasm folks}

This is what happens when stark raving lunatic gets too much TV time.

Anybody who chooses Trump’s medical advice over a doctor’s advice deserves the consequences…

Here’s how you medical…

https://twitter.com/sarahcpr/status/1253474772702429189

Of course the largest test was done by the VA on sick veterans. What did they have to lose? 28% died.

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.” From Mrs. Goose, Her Book by Mauice Switzer: 1906.

The best thing since Tide Pods.

It has been shown that giving chloroquine increases fatalities. Now the moron in the Oval Office has suggested people drink or inject disinfectants.

Maybe having Trump will help weed morons from the genepool.

What have you got to lose? Uh, just your life. Maybe we should just shine a big ultraviolet light on your insides and spray disinfectant in your lungs. Genius.

But….. but…. but…. I have a hunch. It is a very good hunch…. a beautiful hunch.

Nice art work the Handgun is a Beretta 92 or a M-9 in Military service. It is more complicated than a Glock seeing it has a safety/ de-cocker. They are being phased out of service since it replaced the venerable 1911 [my favorite] in the early 1980’s.

He was being “starcastic” (sic).