Or a ham.
Never say die! (or, no more pie!)
Even Lisa knows enough to have put a red-striped tie on the bell-ringer.
Yes- the dung beetle doesn’t wallow in crap of his own making.
All but those blessed with the ignorance of youth…lol. And yes, I too remember when I thought those days would last forever. (sigh) Reality can be So disconcerting at times.
BOY!- can I relate.
I still wish that we’d kept the prehensile tail. I can’t begin to even estimate how often I’ve been short one hand to hold with, when building/fixing something.
There’s no money in it to help prevent cramping.
No-one has brought your race into this except for you. Which Does speak to your character; you want to use it as a club to ‘smite the ungodly’, which seems to be anyone who dares to disagree with you. I feel pity for your narrow-mindedness, mostly- but that is usually a concomittant of extreme religiousity. I recommend you seek professional help. And I would say the same to you were you brown, black, white, or purple with pink polka-dots; your race has Nothing to do with my read of your character.