Clay Bennett for April 21, 2020

Few things in life are more liberating than death.

Oh, they’re having rampant idiot rallies.

You want a covid-19 test? I have yours right here. True False.

I am tired of living.

True [1 point]

False [2 points ]

I am too stupid to believe Dr. Fauci.

True [1 point]

False [2 points ]

Add up your score. If it is less than four then no swab or antibody test will change your fate one way or the other.

Your right to swing your low effective IQ ends where it intersects with everyone else’s ability to get emergency care at a hospital.

We really are a society. When individuals forget that and start acting without consideration of how it affects those around them, the system starts to break down. When many such individuals get too close together, it just flat breaks. And that’s not even about Covid-19!

Why protest FOR something that is truly harmful — life-threatening — to support a political ideology that doesn’t even benefit you personally?

Is that “Liberate Stupidity ” or Deliberate Stupidity"?

Environmental issues, affordable healthcare, gun control and now COVID-19, Republicans always been consistent in supporting the more harmful position.

Liberate Stupidity? Oh, it’s been viral for a long time and there’s no vaccine for it. The Moron-a Virus scientists believe first spread through copious inbreeding by southern Bible Belt Republicans

Trump has suspended immigration to the US. He has been waiting for an excuse for that. This latest deflection will be a hit with his base.

It’s all about freedom…for the folks who follow 45 slavishly.

“Look out, Look out, there’s IDIOTS on parade, on parade…here they come, hippety hoppity…there’s IDIOTS everywhere!”

I see Doofus laying the groundwork for no matter how this pandemic turns out, it will not be his fault if truly terrible . . . but if the efforts to bring it under control are successful, it will be because of HIS great leadership.

Stupidity already has far too much liberty. (I suppose saying that makes me one of those “liberal fascists” that Jonah Goldberg used to harp about constantly before Donny Littlehands was let into the Oval Office to remind us what genuine fascism means. Sorry, I’m an ardent believer in reality.)

I saw some “reopen protest” signs on Twitter a few minutes ago. One read, “LIBETY OR TRANNY;” a particularly hypocritical one read, “My body my coice.” Sure, these clods are obviously all absolute morons (or they wouldn’t be out there blocking ambulances) but still…

Thanks to Cambridge Analytica, Steve Bannon, Robert and Rebekah Mercer, Facebook and Russian bots, propaganda can be targeted to the most susceptible. These protesters have been infected with an anger that can be discharged in any direction, they’re playing Russian Roulette and they don’t seem to care who else is in the blast zone….

In droves! Public stampedes! Fill the beaches! The churches, mosques, and synagogues!

This is a unhealthy thought, but sometimes I think that it’s time to cull the herd.

To paraphrase Smokey the Bear: “Only you can liberate stupidity”.

Never ceases to amaze me how these imbeciles get through life….

Well you know, making America groan again!!!

I have often felt that it’s every American’s right to be a complete jackass. What is so disheartening is seeing so many Americans exercising that franchise.

These perky plague enthusiasts

From what I’m seeing in the preliminary antibody testing, the number of people actually infected by the virus may be as much as 50 times the verified cases. In one way, this is good since it indicates that the death rate is lower than it seems, but on the other side, this is dangerous since many don’t have symptoms and spread the virus without knowing it. Without a better handle on how to treat those with severe symptoms and more extensive testing with quarantine for those positive evidence of virus, social distancing is the only way to reduce the load on our health systems and save lives until we have a vaccine.

No Thanks I don’t want to liberate Trump or Pence !

The Trumpublicans are now a death cult.

The red hats live in ignorance, Trump loves ignorant people, Betsy DeVos is turning out as many of ignorant twits as she can.

Stop voting for the Republican party of ignorance if you value your life.

With the leader of the band being the stupidest and, controlling the band.. that gets really hard to do.

The great and terrible Oz must be obeyed

Note to MAGAts: When jumping off a cliff, enjoy the ride. It’s the sudden stop that’s the real problem.

I saw a good joke yesterday. What borders on stupidity? Mexico and Canada

“Not even duct tape can fix stupid – but it CAN muffle the noise.”