The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 03, 2020

She either started young or she had them in litters.

“Gang on Board.”

“She didn’t know what to do…”

All her children were delivered by Doc Martens.

With that many kids wouldn’t she need a yellow vehicle with flashing lights?

“WASH ME!”

Her shoe home looks more like a boot.

She’s gonna need waders!

She must have shoe horned them into that van!

They know what causes that now.

Multiple births….

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feodor_Vassilyev

Seems she needs another few levels ….raise the heel a few levels and add some sole to the floors….

Must be raising a bunch of clowns if they can all fit into that car.

Vassilyev and his first wife are alleged to hold the record for the most children a couple has parented. She gave birth to a total of 69 children – sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets – between 1725 and 1765, a total of 27 births.

Your mother lives in an army boot.

…no…wait…those are notches…like the ones on a gunfighter’s pistol…

She’s an old sole.

She needs to have a long talk with Margaret Sanger.

Think she bought that car from a retired clown?

If I make an Ed Sullivan joke, am I showing my age?

InVitro gone wild.

funny how most problems have to do with geometry. If the same pictures had been below the side mirror it would have meant a totally different thing

Is she wearing a mask?

That car is only a two door. She needs a school bus!

It’s a good shoe.

If the shoe fits, live in it.

Am I the only one seeing lines through a few of the smaller stick figures? Almost like they’ve been “crossed off…”

It’s a boot folks, a boot, and I’ve been trying to correct using the scientific method for 70+ years and no one gives a HOOT!

When she wants them to come home, she tells them "shoe! ".

“ The old woman” is probably Octomom’s hero.

She obviously did know who to do.

Is that a Kia Sole?

There was an old ladyWho lived in a shoeShe had so many childrenShe must have known what to do.