Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 21, 2020

Wow Wee thump-tee doo-daa

Thump-Tee. Day

Me oh my oh

Shag a wonderful day

An ear worm for you from me…9

Opening a whole new can of hand sardines

There’s something fishy about the way his luck ran out.

Gosh, Null Island is a real place. Said like Gomer Pyle: “Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_Island

Well, not real in the sense that it’s an actual island, but there is a place called NULL ISLAND in THE GULF OF GUINEA.

Some fingerlings have a memory that’s null and void.

Now I’m wondering if I’ve ever visited Null Island and totally forgot about it.

Is that in The World of Å?

Sounds fishy to me…I better scale down on the vino….

Only one fingerling, on the ring finger?

I believe that this is probably an original wood carving print that George Washington used to adorn his study at Mount Vernon.

Fish finger!

Fish finger!

Man alive!

How did I ever

Get along

With five?

Zero-Zero Island: the home of Colonel Bleep, Squeak, & Scratch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ileY3ypMa64&list=PLbQ6gnIsNH_WAqJvN0JeTJaEjq9rtOKt_

…in a bar in Toledo across from the depot…

…null island where zero means void…

…drove 17 hours to get to Florida…

…beach closed…

…pool closed…

…restaurants closed…

…I feel like Michael Jackson in Disney World…

…next stop…Null Island…I heard it’s as adventurous Frog Blog…

That’s the most glorious display of a toilet seat I’ve seen in a long time.

I’d’ve stayed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4yncHxsUxQ

Careful. It’s pretty repulsive.

Speak to the hand, but don’t … repeat, DON’T … shake it …!

palmistry seems kind of fishy

Cutting off your ring finger along with the wedding ring does not null the marriage, and replacing it with a talking smelt will only cause things to run a foul of paradox and fold your cards as life declares whoever smelt it dealt it.

Guys fishing with a missing

Needle in a haystack.

In America fish catch you.

Lo, the Achievement of Arms of Froglandia Fisheries and Weekend Whaling Cruises, Inc.! With a worldwide network (ahem!) of fisheries, every imaginable catch is within our grasp! Our Good Fortune is a present to you, froggy consumer….

For a fish and finger pie.