Actually, it’s a novel idea that should be considered by the Olympic Committee. Let’s let the athletes score their own events. I mean, what do those judges know? “Okay, I fell off the balance beam and dislocated my shoulder and got a compound fracture of my femur. That ought to be worth at least a 9.7, huh? I’d give myself a 10, but the concussion protocol came back negative."
No matter what you believe, or what turns out to be the actual situation , Trump has videotape of his announcement of that exact scenario, weeks to months before it happened. And, that is all his all his followers will notice.
The Democrats should just piece together a montage of all the things Disaster Pumpkin said about “no big deal, don’t worry, I’ve got this, everything’s under control, it’ll all blow over by next week”, etc. and run it in a continuous loop during the entire month of October.
Margaret Atwood summed it all up decades ago: “Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.”
Well, you know, I’ve long said I’d happily give back all of my stock market gains from over the last 3+ years just to rid of PяesiDuиce Pumpkin Disaster. Looks like I’m getting my wish, with interest. I should be happy, I suppose, but I’m not, nor are we rid of him yet, either…
I watched the White House “state of the pandemic” update just before Noon today. The press people seemed emboldened by Trump’s vulnerability during this crisis. They asked several questions that he clearly did not like. His scowl became deeper and deeper, but he didn’t lash out except for one question.
Several questions related to his use of the term “China Virus.” He stuck to his continued use of that one, but let’s see if he doesn’t backtrack in a few days. If he does, might it be a sign that Li’l Donnie is growing up? Naaaaw…
By the way, I don’t feel quite right to be continually dumping on a U.S. president this way. But Trump is a danger, I believe, who has to be constantly called out. And does anyone entirely rule out the possibility that, because of this pandemic, he will postpone the election or close down election facilities that just happen to be in Democratic Party areas?
DrDon1 about 4 years ago
He’s always Perfect! /s
RAGs about 4 years ago
I think he face-plants so much that he should just stay there.
Daeder about 4 years ago
Setting the standard for epic fails everywhere.
mr_sherman Premium Member about 4 years ago
He’s lowered the bar so often I have to go to a cellar bar to get a drink.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Sorta like all the 100-1000yr floods we’ve been having.
danketaz Premium Member about 4 years ago
How many does this make?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 4 years ago
Flattening the curve!
Cpeckbourlioux about 4 years ago
His face IS a plant. A pumpkin, obviously.
superposition about 4 years ago
If it was an Olympic event the US would have a winner if the resident competed.
BearsDown Premium Member about 4 years ago
Be Best!
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
B I D E N Is going to K I C K His A $ $!
Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago
So, was this before or AFTER he tried to LIE and claim that he knew that it was a Pandemic ALL ALONG??
mourdac Premium Member about 4 years ago
Epic failures caused by incompetence and stupidity in the face of the facts will now be known as a Trump.
Ontman about 4 years ago
He knew the pandemic was coming so long ago he asked for social distancing at his inauguration.
PraiseofFolly about 4 years ago
An Imitation of “Pick Yourself Up”
(Very sincere apologies to Dorothy Field and Jerome Kern)
.
“Trump Talks Himself Up”
Nothing can injure me, I have found,
Although my chin has smacked the ground.
I talk myself up,
Praise what I’ve done,
Start all over again.
.
If I was judged upon the things I’ve done,
At least double digits I’d have won.
I cheat when I can,
Ignore all the rules,
Yet get a gold medal again.
.
Don’t get less arrogant, proven wrong,
Just claim to have been right all along.
I talk really slick,
Blame someone else,
Rant all over again.
.
(All the men I have fired,
Trying to find just the ideal ones
Who agree I’m inspired —
But not dumb like my sons.)
.
This whole pandemic makes me look bad,
Worst situation I’ve ever had.
But I’ll talk myself clear,
Blame Democrats,
And stir up the MAGAS again.
.
There’s a multitude of famous men
Who screwed things up, then rose again.
I’ll talk myself up,
Lie like a rug,
Go on Fox News,
Blame someone else,
Win all over again!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 4 years ago
The sad part is his cult thinks he is doing great.
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
Of Course Jared Kushner Told Trump the Coronavirus Was Fake News
Vanity Fair 22 hours ago
Bookworm about 4 years ago
Actually, it’s a novel idea that should be considered by the Olympic Committee. Let’s let the athletes score their own events. I mean, what do those judges know? “Okay, I fell off the balance beam and dislocated my shoulder and got a compound fracture of my femur. That ought to be worth at least a 9.7, huh? I’d give myself a 10, but the concussion protocol came back negative."
Diane Lee Premium Member about 4 years ago
No matter what you believe, or what turns out to be the actual situation , Trump has videotape of his announcement of that exact scenario, weeks to months before it happened. And, that is all his all his followers will notice.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 4 years ago
The Democrats should just piece together a montage of all the things Disaster Pumpkin said about “no big deal, don’t worry, I’ve got this, everything’s under control, it’ll all blow over by next week”, etc. and run it in a continuous loop during the entire month of October.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
“But enough about me! How well do you think I’m handling this?”
Terdarian about 4 years ago
And.. with Idiot Orange in that position, he is in perfect position for his cabinet to get their daily face plant in.
Alexander the Good Enough about 4 years ago
Margaret Atwood summed it all up decades ago: “Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results.”
Well, you know, I’ve long said I’d happily give back all of my stock market gains from over the last 3+ years just to rid of PяesiDuиce Pumpkin Disaster. Looks like I’m getting my wish, with interest. I should be happy, I suppose, but I’m not, nor are we rid of him yet, either…
Godfreydaniel about 4 years ago
“Do you mind if I change my mind about changing my mind about minding my changes? And I was right the FIRST ten times!”
Radish the wordsmith about 4 years ago
Talk about face plants, market down another 2,000 points after Trump’s last conference today.
When Obama left office the Dow was at 19,804, right now the Dow is at 19,182
The insane Trump Republican administration is leaving the USA sick, broke, crippled and out of work.
PraiseofFolly about 4 years ago
I watched the White House “state of the pandemic” update just before Noon today. The press people seemed emboldened by Trump’s vulnerability during this crisis. They asked several questions that he clearly did not like. His scowl became deeper and deeper, but he didn’t lash out except for one question.
Several questions related to his use of the term “China Virus.” He stuck to his continued use of that one, but let’s see if he doesn’t backtrack in a few days. If he does, might it be a sign that Li’l Donnie is growing up? Naaaaw…
By the way, I don’t feel quite right to be continually dumping on a U.S. president this way. But Trump is a danger, I believe, who has to be constantly called out. And does anyone entirely rule out the possibility that, because of this pandemic, he will postpone the election or close down election facilities that just happen to be in Democratic Party areas?
grenjello about 4 years ago
What about the fact that he keeps trying to blame Obama? Or the fact that he fired the pandemic people in the CDC?
PraiseofFolly about 4 years ago
I miss Old_Curmudgeon.