I just arrived in the future. I told my yesterday self to buy lots of toilet paper. He did, but he bought it all up and now there’s none left for me and I can’t get back. This time travel stuff makes me feel like “Coach” on Cheers. (That was back in the past, before Woody came on.)
Peg, is that you? If that is your real name… be wary fellow time travelers, I’ve seen this one before. I caught her hanging from the chandelier, and she said her name was Crystal. I saw her at a BBQ, and she said her name was Patty (don’t trust that guy Chuck that was with her either.) I saw her laying on the side of the road, and she said her name was Dusty. A little advice M’am, whatever your name, wherever you go, there you are lame.
Upon further reflection, in her current appendage challenged state, she may just be the most lamest one yet to grace (I’m not sure if that is a pun or not) these pages. Maybe the paradox is on her side; or maybe she is just a bath mat tester escapee.
Yūgen is an important concept in traditional Japanese aesthetics. The exact translation of the word depends on the context. In the Chinese philosophical texts the term was taken from, yūgen meant “dim”, “deep” or “mysterious”.
An awareness of the universe that triggers emotional responses that are too mysterious and deep for words.
This is what happens when you plant bad seeds. You never know what’s going to come up. They say it’s good to talk to your plants, so… $#!%&*^(=}xxxop-___+;>?*$#!!!!
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
The Froglandia Bath Mat Plant was full of who’s who though. It is located on a Tadpole plantation just off Root 66.
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
That face says it all … aaarrrgh … WAIT … that was yesterday … when all her troubles seemed so far away … but no, we don’t feel the love right now ….
Superfrog over 4 years ago
I was given a time machine pot plant as a present and I ruined it’s future with neglect but that’s all in the past now.
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
…this is exactly what I am trying to do through meditation…
…but if I succeed…
…will I destroy this timeline…
…or will it simply go on without me?…
…multiverse smalt-ti-verse…
…if I go back in my timeline …[ um…er… just …um…for example…
…to 1977…just to have some real McDonald’s coffee…
…and even realer McDonald’s French Fries…
…not to say…
…NOT to introduce an old girlfriend to my parents]…
…will everything I’ve created here…
…like my marriage and my children…
…and my Gocomics account …just simply disappear?…
…(this is funny because on an earlier minuscule test run…
…just put my foot in the gulf and came back…
…all my earlier Frog Applause comments were totally gone!…
…coincidence or proof that my piggies were actually in the gulf?…
…it’s gonna take more than a couple green beers the think about this…
The Old Wolf over 4 years ago
A common complaint. There’s so much I would like to have told my thirteen-year-old self.
INGSOC over 4 years ago
(Knocking) Hello, hello anyone home? Think of a way McSelf, think..
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
I don’t have time for this, I’ll think about it tomorrow
Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago
Couldn’t she fix whatever it was by herself, in her present? Or did she unmoor herself from her timeline by visiting the future?
Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS = NEW HEATHEN POTATO? Thalwg Premium Member over 4 years ago
Her friends told her marrying that guy with the amputation fetish was a bad idea.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
Going backward turned out to be a lot harder than going forward.
coltish1 over 4 years ago
That first look in a future mirror threw her for a loop. Her mission was compromised by the past’s shortage of bread crumbs.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
She can still work the street though…
The flip and flop vegetable, vegetating lady, can still bust a laugh or two..
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
Ugh. Another brilliant one mired in pot. It was fun at first, but then.. the world went away.
Ray_C over 4 years ago
I just arrived in the future. I told my yesterday self to buy lots of toilet paper. He did, but he bought it all up and now there’s none left for me and I can’t get back. This time travel stuff makes me feel like “Coach” on Cheers. (That was back in the past, before Woody came on.)
Bill Thompson over 4 years ago
She wanted help from Dr. Who, but she got it from two of the Doctor’s separate regenerations. That’s because time travel always involves a paradox.
Howard'sMyHero over 4 years ago
HAPPY DAMNED ST. PATRICK’S DAY … bars are closed, but have green food dye hoarded …!
6turtle9 over 4 years ago
Peg, is that you? If that is your real name… be wary fellow time travelers, I’ve seen this one before. I caught her hanging from the chandelier, and she said her name was Crystal. I saw her at a BBQ, and she said her name was Patty (don’t trust that guy Chuck that was with her either.) I saw her laying on the side of the road, and she said her name was Dusty. A little advice M’am, whatever your name, wherever you go, there you are lame.
6turtle9 over 4 years ago
Upon further reflection, in her current appendage challenged state, she may just be the most lamest one yet to grace (I’m not sure if that is a pun or not) these pages. Maybe the paradox is on her side; or maybe she is just a bath mat tester escapee.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
This id mind boggling
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Uh-huh. Time travel’s a b*tch. Too many unresolvable paradoxes, too many unexpected flower pots. That’s the way it goes….
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
Should she show up in the Old West.I would have told her…
Get on your horse and ride…
Did they make horses handicapped accessible?
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
So you think you are in the future?
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
That’s not the kind of pot I was looking for.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Yūgen is an important concept in traditional Japanese aesthetics. The exact translation of the word depends on the context. In the Chinese philosophical texts the term was taken from, yūgen meant “dim”, “deep” or “mysterious”.
An awareness of the universe that triggers emotional responses that are too mysterious and deep for words.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m walking into spiderwebs
So leave a message
And I’ll call you back
—No Doubt
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
The old dame looks potted….
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
… I have so many friends that I don’t even know anybody’s that sick…
I used to beat them off…
…now I beat them with a 9 1/2 foot stick…
…let’s do the pandemic…
…the isolation is splendid…
…I got T-boned then rear ended…
…DVR ed the book…
…don’t tell me how it ended…
… let’s do the pandemic…
… Whatchamacallit supercalifragilisticexpialidocious…
…flatten the curve…
…from Ravenna,Ohio 2 Nacogdoches, Texas…
…buy a print of this comic…
…make a stupid aass comment…
…get a thousand no likes…
…feel empty as jet blue flight…
…let’s do the pandemic…
…let’s do the pandemic…
…the pandemic y’all…
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
She was bummed out on this bummer.
I told her… Try growing to some modern classic rock…
With cheeseburgers and a Dr. Hook playlist she will sprout some amazingly graceful features…
INGSOC over 4 years ago
you grow girl
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 4 years ago
Now and however she traveled thru time.. An 800 number can be set-up for such a crisis…. So do not cry sis ..
6turtle9 over 4 years ago
This is what happens when you plant bad seeds. You never know what’s going to come up. They say it’s good to talk to your plants, so… $#!%&*^(=}xxxop-___+;>?*$#!!!!
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Who’s been feeding the face plant? (Face-plant.)
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Did you know Edvard Grieg kept a figurine of a lucky frog in his pocket whenever he performed, and would rub it before going on?
painedsmile over 4 years ago
Either Teresa has coronavirus or she stuck in the toilet paper line at the grocery store.
painedsmile over 4 years ago
@GerardD 3 days agoYou listed GC account below marriage and children!!! You may be banned from Frogland!
May you be banned for calling Froglandia, FROGLAND!!!