Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 17, 2020

  1. Screenshot 20220517 145611
    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    The Froglandia Bath Mat Plant was full of who’s who though. It is located on a Tadpole plantation just off Root 66.

     •  Reply
  2. 7831c9a4 3d01 43f0 af20 333f72f4f2c7
    Howard'sMyHero  over 4 years ago

    That face says it all … aaarrrgh … WAIT … that was yesterday … when all her troubles seemed so far away … but no, we don’t feel the love right now ….

     •  Reply
  3. 654px red eyed tree frog   litoria chloris edit1
    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    I was given a time machine pot plant as a present and I ruined it’s future with neglect but that’s all in the past now.

     •  Reply
  4. Skipper
    3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago

    …this is exactly what I am trying to do through meditation…

    …but if I succeed…

    …will I destroy this timeline…

    …or will it simply go on without me?…

    …multiverse smalt-ti-verse…

    …if I go back in my timeline …[ um…er… just …um…for example…

    …to 1977…just to have some real McDonald’s coffee…

    …and even realer McDonald’s French Fries…

    …not to say…

    NOT to introduce an old girlfriend to my parents]…

    …will everything I’ve created here…

    …like my marriage and my children…

    …and my Gocomics account …just simply disappear?…

    …(this is funny because on an earlier minuscule test run…

    …just put my foot in the gulf and came back…

    …all my earlier Frog Applause comments were totally gone!…

    …coincidence or proof that my piggies were actually in the gulf?…

    …it’s gonna take more than a couple green beers the think about this…

     •  Reply
  5. Oldwolfcookoff
    The Old Wolf  over 4 years ago

    A common complaint. There’s so much I would like to have told my thirteen-year-old self.

     •  Reply
  6. Atheism15
    INGSOC   over 4 years ago

    (Knocking) Hello, hello anyone home? Think of a way McSelf, think..

     •  Reply
  7. Photo 1501706362039 c06b2d715385
    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    I don’t have time for this, I’ll think about it tomorrow

     •  Reply
  8. Onion news1186.article
    Randy B Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Couldn’t she fix whatever it was by herself, in her present? Or did she unmoor herself from her timeline by visiting the future?

     •  Reply
  9. Td  2
    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS = NEW HEATHEN POTATO? Thalwg Premium Member over 4 years ago

     

    Her friends told her marrying that guy with the amputation fetish was a bad idea.

     •  Reply
  10. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Going backward turned out to be a lot harder than going forward.

     •  Reply
  11. Colt2
    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    That first look in a future mirror threw her for a loop. Her mission was compromised by the past’s shortage of bread crumbs.

     •  Reply
  12. Screenshot 20220517 145611
    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    She can still work the street though…

    The flip and flop vegetable, vegetating lady, can still bust a laugh or two..

     •  Reply
  13. Huckandfish
    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 4 years ago

    Ugh. Another brilliant one mired in pot. It was fun at first, but then.. the world went away.

     •  Reply
  14. D and d bed 03sc
    Ray_C  over 4 years ago

    I just arrived in the future. I told my yesterday self to buy lots of toilet paper. He did, but he bought it all up and now there’s none left for me and I can’t get back. This time travel stuff makes me feel like “Coach” on Cheers. (That was back in the past, before Woody came on.)

     •  Reply
  15. Josette   13 march 2016   c
    Bill Thompson  over 4 years ago

    She wanted help from Dr. Who, but she got it from two of the Doctor’s separate regenerations. That’s because time travel always involves a paradox.

     •  Reply
  16. 7831c9a4 3d01 43f0 af20 333f72f4f2c7
    Howard'sMyHero  over 4 years ago

    HAPPY DAMNED ST. PATRICK’S DAY … bars are closed, but have green food dye hoarded …!

     •  Reply
  17. Sea chapel
    6turtle9  over 4 years ago

    Peg, is that you? If that is your real name… be wary fellow time travelers, I’ve seen this one before. I caught her hanging from the chandelier, and she said her name was Crystal. I saw her at a BBQ, and she said her name was Patty (don’t trust that guy Chuck that was with her either.) I saw her laying on the side of the road, and she said her name was Dusty. A little advice M’am, whatever your name, wherever you go, there you are lame.

     •  Reply
  18. Sea chapel
    6turtle9  over 4 years ago

    Upon further reflection, in her current appendage challenged state, she may just be the most lamest one yet to grace (I’m not sure if that is a pun or not) these pages. Maybe the paradox is on her side; or maybe she is just a bath mat tester escapee.

     •  Reply
  19. Screenshot 20220517 145611
    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    This id mind boggling

     •  Reply
  20. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Uh-huh. Time travel’s a b*tch. Too many unresolvable paradoxes, too many unexpected flower pots. That’s the way it goes….

     •  Reply
  21. Screenshot 20220517 145611
    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    Should she show up in the Old West.I would have told her…

    Get on your horse and ride…

    Did they make horses handicapped accessible?

     •  Reply
  22. Screenshot 20220517 145611
    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    So you think you are in the future?

     •  Reply
  23. Agent gates
    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    That’s not the kind of pot I was looking for.

     •  Reply
  24. Agent gates
    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Yūgen is an important concept in traditional Japanese aesthetics. The exact translation of the word depends on the context. In the Chinese philosophical texts the term was taken from, yūgen meant “dim”, “deep” or “mysterious”.

    An awareness of the universe that triggers emotional responses that are too mysterious and deep for words.

     •  Reply
  25. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’m walking into spiderwebs

    So leave a message

    And I’ll call you back

    —No Doubt

     •  Reply
  26. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    The old dame looks potted….

     •  Reply
  27. Skipper
    3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago

    … I have so many friends that I don’t even know anybody’s that sick…

    I used to beat them off…

    …now I beat them with a 9 1/2 foot stick…

    …let’s do the pandemic…

    …the isolation is splendid…

    …I got T-boned then rear ended…

    …DVR ed the book…

    …don’t tell me how it ended…

    … let’s do the pandemic…

    … Whatchamacallit supercalifragilisticexpialidocious…

    …flatten the curve…

    …from Ravenna,Ohio 2 Nacogdoches, Texas…

    …buy a print of this comic…

    …make a stupid aass comment…

    …get a thousand no likes…

    …feel empty as jet blue flight…

    …let’s do the pandemic…

    …let’s do the pandemic…

    …the pandemic y’all…

     •  Reply
  28. Screenshot 20220517 145611
    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    She was bummed out on this bummer.

    I told her… Try growing to some modern classic rock…

    With cheeseburgers and a Dr. Hook playlist she will sprout some amazingly graceful features…

     •  Reply
  29. Atheism15
    INGSOC   over 4 years ago

    you grow girl

     •  Reply
  30. Screenshot 20220517 145611
    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    Now and however she traveled thru time.. An 800 number can be set-up for such a crisis…. So do not cry sis ..

     •  Reply
  31. Sea chapel
    6turtle9  over 4 years ago

    This is what happens when you plant bad seeds. You never know what’s going to come up. They say it’s good to talk to your plants, so… $#!%&*^(=}xxxop-___+;>?*$#!!!!

     •  Reply
  32. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Who’s been feeding the face plant? (Face-plant.)

     •  Reply
  33. Agent gates
    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Did you know Edvard Grieg kept a figurine of a lucky frog in his pocket whenever he performed, and would rub it before going on?

     •  Reply
  34. Painpain
    painedsmile  over 4 years ago

    Either Teresa has coronavirus or she stuck in the toilet paper line at the grocery store.

     •  Reply
  35. Painpain
    painedsmile  over 4 years ago

    @GerardD 3 days agoYou listed GC account below marriage and children!!! You may be banned from Frogland!

    May you be banned for calling Froglandia, FROGLAND!!!

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Frog Applause