Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 26, 2020

LOL. Wiley, are those your empties?

So the real cause of the shootout was a player having 5 aces?

Looks like a game of cowboy poker just before they release the Bull.

That’s not the OK Corral, it’s the Fairly Nice Corral.

Little known legendary of the O.K. CORRAL incident….The coroners inquest. the indictments, and legal findings…

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How many of you have actually been to the OK Corral? Perhaps it’s worth noting that it’s right next door to both a photographer’s studio and a newspaper office. So stuff’s gonna get put on record.

Were they debating whether to call it the OK Corral or the Okie Dokey Corral?

Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas, one of the greatest western ever!

Are they talking DC? Hard to get agreement on anything there.

OK Corral shoot-out – sponsored by the NRA and GOP.

And thus the first steering committee was formed.

MY DARLING CLEMENTINE had Doc Holiday dying at the OK Corral which of course did not happen.

Looks like some nice grandmotherly lawyer chairing the mediation.

The mediator’s textbook was I’m OK — You’re OK.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_OK_%E2%80%93_You%27re_OK

Ha. Mediation only means the gunfight lasts a lot longer and nobody wins except the mediator, who gets paid.

Most people don’t know that “Earp” was actually Wyatt’s high-school nickname, because he wouldn’t stop belching.

The OK Corral is not very large, the gun fight took place at very close range, I don’t know how anyone missed.

Them’s fightin’ words mister.

Dumb!

I’m your huckleberry.

I thought it was well known that nothing at all happened at the O.K. Corral. The gunfight occurred next to Fly’s Photographic Studio. Go to Tombstone and see for yourself (or check Wikipedia).

Unfortunately, they literally didn’t know the meaning of the word “literally”.

Notice it takes a woman to get to the crux of the matter.

Actually, it was the Ok corral without any punctuation.

The guy who owned it couldn’t spell Oak tree.

just as a historical note, the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral started because the Clanton’s carried their guns into town; contrary to popular belief, you could not carry guns in the Old West into cities like Tombstone…Daniel Boone could not walk around Boonesborough KY with his flintlock, it was against the law …Jack McCall had to pretend to leave town to get his gun back, before circling back to kill Wild Bill….movies and TV have given us a very wrong idea of the Old West