She was my favorite, she also taught me that if you wish in one hand and sh*# in the other only one hand gets full.
All I know is that Guinness makes me wittier and more attractive. The trick is getting the women to drink it.
Fed to the hogs was an expression where I grew up as well. They will eat anything. My grandmother even said we should feed her to the hogs when she passed away. (No, we didn’t.)
Sounds like Cowboy Bebop
My wipeout was on the East Wall of Arapahoe Peak. Broken humerus (that’s not funny!). I was most impressed with the abilities of the ski patrol that day.
When my wife wants to con me into something like that, she knows to add: “And then we can go to that new brewpub nearby.”
The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
82 is correct, it was one of his last hits. By then he had become known for mostly novelty songs. Some of his earlier (and better) stuff was quite good. I like Guitar Man which showed his musicianship. When Elvis sang a cover version, he got Jerry to play guitar for the intro as no one else could quite get it right.
Before Hoffa it was where’s Amelia, and Judge Crater, Ambrose Bierce…
These days it could be esports.