Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 10, 2020

After many years of patient waiting, we finally get the Frog Applause/Mary Worth crossover.

…Ha! You think that’s something…

…I brought the wrong girl to my Mom’s funeral…

…(and, boy, was my wife mad)…

…if you give a moose a muffin…

…damn…

…Batman coming in hard…

…like that pussycat’s muffin would taste any better…

…corn muffins only with Uncle Fart’s chili…

…hello, Muffin…

…hello, Suga’…

I specifically asked for black-bottom cupcakes!

Where’s the sprinkles, Robin?

The batcat looms. Its muffin preference is not known.

Is that a dreamcatcher? Isn’t this a ‘catch and release’ show, like Jeremy Wade’s ‘River Monsters’?

Looks like a B-2 bomber is attacking the cat’s ear.

Too bad the butcher felt that way to the baker…

Let the shindig begin…

Charlie Horse.

Where are my “medicinal” muffins?

Another in a long line of faux pas and blunders clumping up and festooning my life.

It’s Spring Break practice … have a Corona, put on your mask, and deal with it …!

A nicely accusatory tone.

shin·dy /ˈSHindē/

nounINFORMAL a noisy disturbance or quarrel.“there were plenty of gulls kicking up a shindy”a large, lively party.

Come Muffy, we aren’t wanted at this shindig.

I must point out that at Ripley’s Believe it or Not the Catholics are eating beaver.

“You brought the wrong muffins to the shindig.” Is that sorta like, “You brought a knife to a gunfight.”? “You wore bluejeans to your wedding.” “You barfed in the punch bowl.”

There was a dance show in the 1960’s called “Shindig”.

Wrong says Wong Ton.

These are not the ones filled with blarney…

My leprechauns are gonna freak man..

Hey, Teresa, am I too late to have my comment LIKED by you? You liked WaitingMan’s, Gale’s, Rotifer’s, Ray C’s, etc. May I pretend to be your teacher’s pet, if only for today?

But they were fresh!

I bought them direct from the Muffin Man, the one who lives on Drury Lane!

Oh, do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man?

Oh, do you know the Muffin Man, who lives on Drury Lane?

—Sang that in kindergarten.

Blueberry muffins are the yummiest! If you don’t like blueberry muffins, I’’m not attending your Shindig….

My little Muffins, good kitty.