Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 05, 2020

Sounds like the reverse of perpetual motion.

Sounds just like a trumpster complaining about socialism in America. You know, social security, Medicare. Fire and police departments, public schools, the local library (whatever those funny paper things are in them, oh yeah, books). And so on. Better to live in a feudal society where the Orange lord JAY-SUS and his minion angels will tell you how to live happily. With tears of unstoppable joy.

As someone who enjoys the blues, I can sympathize with her.

Sitting in a dive bar on a rainy night, surrounded by angry old losers, listening to sad songs on the juke box, and drinking vodka out of a skull shaped bottle.

Life just doesn’t get any better!

Now she sheds the tears of a clown when anyone is around

Oy! Some women just love the drama…and money

You jest, John, but I’ve known people exactly like that.

777, odd number, odd comment.

Ahh, but have you tried Mr. Happy?

Honey, are you finished cutting up those onions yet?

I think the original text has much to offer as well: that Flynt character has a lot going on just now. He’ll get back to you, I’m sure.

trying to be happy is making me miserable.

And that is why she is a mean drunk.

We all know 1 or more persons like that!

That could be the title of my autobiography.

She isn’t REALLY sad. She’s just drawn that way.

You like being unhappy? C’mere, honey. I can make you absolutely miserable.

Oh look, it’s Ms. Boo Hoo.

Which raises the question: “If you marry a masochist and refuse to beat her, are you being sadistic?”…

I have friends who never tried.

Bein’ happy ain’t for everone.

“They were having fun wrong.” — Sheldon Cooper

Oh, so she’s just bei-