The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 26, 2020

Isn’t the axe and the gillitine a little redundant?

The reason the joke works so well, is that you can keep telling it, and no one’s ever heard it before.

Nothing to lose your head over. But he will leave you rolling in the, er, basket.

“How ya fixed for blades, Mac?”

there’s nothing better than a well-executed joke…

Hardly what you could call gallows humor…

Sometimes Madame Guillotine didn’t go all the way through!! True.

I guess the guy on the right is the head man?

Always wondered how they dispose of the heads….gasp!

Don’t forget to tip…

Let’s move it here! Chop Chop!

Did you know that mask the executioner wore was called a kibosh?

Or, you could try this as an icebreaker …

Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

It’s a valid question, she just figured he did this for a hobby.

I’m cool with that. Don’t tell me.

The ax in case gravity fails? His junior partner’s pants are about to drop, sans suspenders.

Leave em laughing when they go.

I think I know why this guy’s on the chopping block.

A more appropriate question might be, “What do you do FOR the living?”

gotta love cutting edge humor…

Well, that’s going to happen even if you don’t.