Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 04, 2019

I’m sure somewhere there’s an eye-man. (She won’t have to worry about me. . . until she walks away.)

Your eyes? Oh yeah, they’re your breast features..

Ow! Ow! Whad I say? Ow! Ow!

From ‘The Simpsons’

Babe : Hey, Mister, my eyes are up here.

Homer : [staring at breasts] I’ve made my choice!

In this case the eyes don’t have IT girl.

It’s like being a deer in headlights. Just can’t look away!

Eyes are hard. Breasts are easy.orMy audience is made up of thirteen year-old boys. They couldn’t care less about eyes.

Just ask Harold Gray…

This is the first entry of Last Kiss in my “Eyes Up Here” comic collection, bringing it to 17 comics and nine different comic strips.

As said by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. God gave women boobies so men have something to look at while they are talking. I also heard (unsure of the source) that comic nerds draw those super vixen supergirls as they are really terrified of meeting real girls. Stan Lee may have mentioned that.xD

My parents wouldn’t let me read Wonder Woman when I was a kid. I still got to see her in the Justice League. It didn’t matter anyway. They let me read Tarzan.

John, in the link art, Power Girl is wearing those “pirate”- style boots, as opposed to Superman’s tighter boots. That flap would drive me nuts! How does she keep them from falling- Velcro?

Hey, I’m a comic book artist……I’ve never gotten to see a real pair.

WAY Back in the day, there was a song, “Knockers Up” and they called bras, " over the shoulder boulder holders"!

OK, before all the lovely ladies run out and get implants let me admit: I am as breast obsessed as any man, but variety is the spice and of life, and my preference is actually small breasts. The only ones I dislike are fake and hard. So keep it real!

eyes?

I call today’s strip, “Self-portrait of the artist as a young man.”

“Your eyes are up here? So, what’s your points?” ☺

Anything over a mouthful is wasted

Wear attire which attracts attention to certain parts of the body and then be upset when those parts attract attention.

I explained to my beloved that the extremely short shorts left me confused as to whether the lady was trying to attract attention to her lovely legs or the swaying action of her rear, to avoid insulting her and hurting her feelings, I tried to give attention to both attractions.

It was pointed out to me that I might not be her target audience, so that removed a lot of performance pressure and avoided the need for crossing my eyes. WHAT A RELIEF!!

There’s a guy at work with the last name “Asmann”. (I’m not kidding).

So someone says, “What do you think of Asmann?”

My reply (after checking the room for managers and HR),

“I don’t know, I’m more of a Legman…”

I’ve often wondered why they call them “Breasts” when they’re actually “Eye Magnets”…

Got that right, my man.

Not exactly Bambi caught in the headlights, is he?

He’s squinting, maybe he has X-Ray vision.

“comicbook artists are a sad, motley, perverted bunch.”

That same description might fairly be applied to more than a few comic-book shop owners and their clientele

Eyes?

She has eyes?

I didn’t notice.