Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 15, 2019

“Bad” girls get the best gifts.

Janis has “the look”!

Just don’t lose the handcuff key again.

But wait – the postman always brings twice.

And later she’ll be marvelous.

How bad? And with whom?

“Someone” needs a good spanking. (Why doesn’t Jimmy ever draw that for us?)

Sounds like Janis has the same disease as my wife. Buyers Bug-i-tis.

Why is Janis questioning who ordered all those packages?

So much for Arlo’s plans for early retirement.Oh, wait.He has the same type of job as did Ozzie Nelson.Arlo is essentially retired as it is.

Looks like the opening moves in a role play coming up. ♬Bad Girl. Bad Girl. Whacha gonna do when he comes for you . Bad Girl.♬

Merry Christmas to…….me!

Might as well post this old chestnut:

“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better. ” – Mae West

Prelude to a spanking…

Hmmm………. Seems they all came in plain brown wrappers. My curiosity has been piqued.

Arlo: “Hope there’s something there for me, something for you to wear.”

Hope it’s all slinky lingerie.

And this one is yours Arlo! ( box3

There’s a whole bunch of very interesting looking packages there. . . .

Ah, that’s the look Arlo has been waiting for.

And that credit/debit card has melted down into oblivion…

I wish I had a wife that would give me the guilty look like that..I am just an old boring schmuck.

Gee when we get packages delivered – they are all for the neighbors, for some reason all the companies seem to leave their packages on our steps or driveway and it is not the kind of neighborhood where people know each other.

Ordering just results in problems.