Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 20, 2019

Looks like another hunting guide’s head, will be a trophy for the Fink.

Gotta learn her signals

She’s just playing the feminism card to keep you on your toes.

Welcome to the club!

You probably forgot to stop at the store on the way home!

Does anyone “get” women these days?

Does be crazy.

Timely – it could be worse:

https://nypost.com/2019/11/19/frisky-deer-is-confused-when-he-humps-a-decoy-does-head-off/

These days?

What? No arrows?

It is time for even the deer to go MGTOW.

Elmer Fudd must be the one shooting if the hunter fires all of those bullets and not hit anything.

Actually does don’t issue mating calls; bucks do. When a hunter imitates a mating call, he is hoping it will attract jealous rival bucks ready to challenge the “interloper”.

uh, Id has guns????

deer are not renowned for their brains

Their idiocy, my fresh venison.

This one’s about to get you killed!;o[

It is so hard to trust women when there are so many people who use them as bait.

So they battle with swords but hunt with guns?

Fickle…and shows the danger of arming doormats…uh, I mean wimminfolks.

So this guy is out flying a kite, and it’s doing that little spin thing that kites do sometime, and his wife sticks her head out the window and says “You need a little more tail”. And he mutters to himself, “Isn’t that just like a woman. Last night she told me to go fly a kite.”

You didn’t produce your wallet fast enough!

I would think it was a hunter hiding in the bushes, and using a ‘deer call’, then shooting at whatever deer shows up.

a lamb or calf Bleats, a female mooses moans.

P.M.S.