Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 17, 2019

Now THAT’S what I call a FRIGID LOVER! ;D

Both hands and feet.

I KNEW it…

Frosty the snowman, there goes your innocence. Intent of comics is for children or the children in adults, sad we forget.

Cold hands, cold feet, cold heart…. In this case, she doesn’t qualify for warm heart…..

Boy, what a slush she is!

Frosty the hoe-man…

Your as cold as ice, willing to sacrifice…

The cold hard facts. She’s cheating…

Is that a carrot or are you just happy to see me?

Sometime around the age of eleven, girls develop a layer of permafrost on their feet that lasts throughout their lives.

Jill Frost nipping at your nose.

How did he become a hot lover?

How could you sleep with Fat Bastard?

I was just doing my duty, Austin. I had to.

No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? He’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.

(Not to mention, he is made entirely out of snow)

I hope my husband doesn’t read this because I’m always cold……but, honestly, there is no snowman in my life.

5 years ago I spend 8 hours outside (well dressed for a Canadian winter) working on a snow slide in Downtown Orillia and felt just fine. After we were done around 11 pm I drove home and declothed and jumped into bed and snuggled up with the missus. She SHOT outta bed and landed on her feet three feet from the bed. The screech was so loud I’m betting the local coyotes moved out that night for a new home far away. Turns out when you are outside in -30C weather for that long you kinda chill all the way in. Very hard to apologize when you are snickering but she got her revenge when my body decided to start shaking and did so for 30 minutes. Seems I kinda chilled the core.

“There must have been some magic in that old silk hat she found.”

She’s her parents’ frigid heir.

Where’s that list iceman jokes my dad had?

“The Iceman Cometh”

her heart’s ice cold

Nope, they continually surprise you.

Ralph’s so right?