The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 11, 2019

Watch your back!

Pride goeth before the fall.

As he will suddenly discover!!!

O deer!

And he looks gay (i.e., “happy”) about it.

Run!

It was gonna be him oryx was gonna be you. Gnu what I was talking about, right?

The question is, wildebeest run away in time?

Now you might think that this is “not that sort of pride”, but he’s an interior decorator and the ladies are all pro golfers. 3:)

“Debbie, did you hear me? I said it’s Pride Week! Debbie??? DEBBIEEE!!!?!!?!?!?!? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Hey! He’s got one of them new iPhones! How did a gazelle get one before me?

The ringer here is the male lion out hunting. In real life they leave that to the womenfolk, while they themselves do MAN’S work — lying around, eating what the ladies bring back, and thinking about sex.

Looks like he has the latest iPhone. 3 lenses…lol

They use to pick on the weak or injured, now they can pick on the easily distracted.

The parade is just passing now.

Needs the Stonewall now more than ever.

Unless you trip over your own feet and fall and everybody laughs…..there went your pride

I see four L’s and two G’s; now where are the B’s and T’s?

He’s actually gay because he just got an iPhone 11 Pro.

Doesn’t look like Washington D.C. to me.

Proverbs 16:18, the verse says, “Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.”

next, the lions will catch up on all the gnus…