Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 08, 2019

Bow-chicky-bow-wow…

Robbing the cradle, I’d say.

They look the same age to me.

He’ll be able to suck on her varicose veins!

It’s still a better love story than Twilight!

He must have a huge blood bank account!

Harold and Maude?

“She’s just my type. AB negative.”

Coraline the Cougar

Oh right! But it’s OK when a male vampire does it? Lousy double standard! You go girl!

She roamed The lairs for centuries and finally found the vamp of her nightmares…

I vant to drrrrrink your bloooooood! BLah BLah BLah

Bats in her belfry? Nope, all the 900 year old guys have ED.

See “What We Do in the Shadows.”

Cougar and Boy Toy.

If my eyes don’t deceive me, there’s something going wrong around here.

Cougpire.

I’d say she was going after young blood, but what blood

Makes sense, actually. Male vampires get staked in the heart at an earlier age then the females so it all balances out.

Wow! She doesn’t look a day over 823.

She’s just going to put the bite on him for everything she can, then, kick him to the crypt.

Age is just a number. A very large number.

or robbing the grave?