Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 05, 2019

“The invitation didn’t say ‘BYOB’.”

Well, Bob started to bring a can of Pepsi, but walking shook it up, and it blew him backwards.

“No, but I brought the Dave Matthews Band mixtape.”

That’s what the one guy brought the berry for. You just need to poke a hole in it to drain the juice out.

Stupid ants don’t even know how to hold a pot luck supper. Everybody knows you have to have assigned categories like appetizers, entrees, desserts, & drinks.

So, what kind of thing will ants have to deal with at their picnic?

Gasp!

no milk for the cheerio????

Actually when ants invade your kitchen or bathroom, they are quite often looking for water instead of food.

Why you need a hospitality chair

But wait, maybe that little boy coming over to the anthill can give us something to drink!

uh, how would they do that?

A 2-4 of beer would require about 1000 of them to carry.

That’s not how ants carry things.

Ants have an uncanny ability to find sugary beverages.

“Yeah! Where are those piss-ants?”

The ant who is speaking came empty-handed! What gall to complain that nobody brought the drinks!

Go to the ant, O sluggard, Observe her ways and be wise.