Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 26, 2019

They aren’t too fond of you, either.

as if you could go to the library yourself, Calvin

How well did you really expect that to go?

Susie should have gotten him a book on some animal that isn’t a bat.

She can’t stand that little cretin, so how is she going get him a book??

Girls are totally unreasonable.

You should just send Hobbes with Susie. Hobbes would enjoy doing it just to be with Susie for smooches.

Leave it to Susie to turn the tables!

Sounds as if Calvin’s learnt the first rule of Management Delegation…

If you want anything done…..

Time for plan B, do your report on Batman!

There is a commercial on TV like this for Home Advisor. I am surprised that Calvin is not interested in bats, seems like something that would interest him.

At first I thought he was going to go with her. What was I thinking!?!

I don’t think any boys would do that for you either, Calvin!

She would Calvin, but it’s the signing your name on it for you and delivering it too your door that really got her goat.

Sheesh, you as for four simple things but nooooo. /s

Professor Calvin and the grad student.

How much the internet has changed us. Now even laziness is no excuse.

My neighbor was telling me that his wife of 50 years did his homework and wrote his reports in High School while he was only interested in Baseball! Seems to have worked out (He is a very smart guy)

He sounds like the commercial!

And girls really loathe you, Calvin.

Good for Susie. Do your own work Calvin.

Unlike many males, Calvin knows that females are intelligent and capable.

I’d think Calvin would really like bats.

Calvin is going to make a lousy boyfriend/husband if he ever gets that far in life-I predict a long lonely life AND one where he has to do every thing himself!

Calvin, CEO behavior.

Before the Internet, research was a lot harder

OTOH, Calvin does know the difference between “loathe” and “loath.” If he were an idiot or a cretin, he probably wouldn’t.

That little silver-tongued devil!

There are people like this…

Calvin’s really not a very nice person, is he? Reminds me of the current Individual #1.

I love Bill for using high octane vocabs at most appropriate juncture.