Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 27, 2019

Obviously, the Indians came first.

Get a pan on the fire.

For me, breakfast always comes first, whether it’s an egg or a chicken.

i just say… scrambled or fried?

As I understand it, according to Darwin, it’s the egg.

This whole thing isn’t cracked up to what we think…

The rooster ALWAYS comes first.

They may argue but they’d be lost without each other.

The second question is – why did the chicken cross the ocean?

Chicken and waffles came second.

When visitors become a hen-drance.

It depends on the time of day. In the morning, Egg comes first, for Lunch, it’s the chicken for sure.

The chicken came first. The egg was only breathing hard.

The Indians didn’t care who came first. They just enjoyed the pair at mealtime.

It really doesn’t matter which one came first because they’re BOTH about to get eaten ….. at the same time! ;-)

Now it will be a question of survival.

Now I’m wondering which came first, the plant or the seed?

I want to know whether the chicken salad or the egg salad came first.

Technically, it would be the egg, because a chicken-like creature had to lay the egg from which the first actual chicken hatched.

This yolk is really cracked!

It’s a question of evolution versus creationism