With the way he sucked the life out of their marriage, what else could he be? But as Susan said above, there are tests: reflection, sun light, cross, garlic, and holy water. And a divorce may be better than life in prison.
What if he utters the ‘Hour Mother’ prayer after claiming to be part of the UK’s bloody football umpire state building? Asking for too many bloody Mary’s makes Maggie react like a bloodhound.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 3 years ago
Arnold, I don’t think I would sleep there tonight, if I were you.
oldpine52 over 3 years ago
Be careful, Arnold, Maggie is hard to convince.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
You have to quit staying up all night.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago
There is a lot at stake here.
LastRoseofSummer Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hmmm, I haven’t seen Arnold around lately… and was that Maggie and Chet in Perry" s Pizza Parlor? Nah…
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
“It’s surprising how many things a stake through the heart will work on.”
Zykoic over 3 years ago
Hugs ’n kisses….
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago
Surely Maggie could perform a little mirror test before offing her nearest and dearest?
It’s true that seeing him in one wouldn’t totally prove his case, since we don’t know the veracity of the legend.
But coupled with his aplomb in being confronted with her plans…and even given the time it would take to go upstairs and find her hand mirror…
it might give her cause to … um… reflect a little further, herself.
And besides… NOT seeing him in the mirror would certainly give a little more credence to her theory.
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
Stop sleeping all day and she might believe you.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
What a shame. Maggie used to like it when he nibbled her neck.
J Short over 3 years ago
Besides, what self respecting vampire would have a pocket protector and pens; a nerd vampire?
P51Strega over 3 years ago
With the way he sucked the life out of their marriage, what else could he be? But as Susan said above, there are tests: reflection, sun light, cross, garlic, and holy water. And a divorce may be better than life in prison.
Judeeye Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s no vampire but she’s batcrap crazy. :)
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
Just to be sure, honey.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“It was just a hickey! Will you let it go!?” ☺
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Now, will you give me a divorce!
BDY over 3 years ago
Impending heartache?
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Only one way to prove it.. now lay back
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Eternal life ain’t all bad.
ScratchyPDX over 3 years ago
That’s just what a vampire would say…get him!
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
“I asked for a hearty steak.”
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Prove it ! If I run this stake through you chest, and you don’t die,I’ll believe it.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Only one way to find out. This should make for an interesting court case.
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] over 3 years ago
Better safe than sorry
Shikamoo Premium Member over 3 years ago
He looks awfully calm for a man about to be impaled by a stake through the heart. Perhaps he just prefers to sleep in a coffin.
6th Billiard Ball Student over 3 years ago