Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 10, 2020

Sheila barely suppresses the urge to put a pillow over his face.

Is that an early Mme. D. on the wall?

Yes, he’s really Torque from Ork, Mork’s brother.

Has he ever asked to “phone home”?

Sheila is holding a frying pan in her right hand, and if Morris doesn’t stop snoring he’s going to really be in outer space. (So to speak)

Cheez Whiz, Sheila, you married him. If you suspected him, then ???

Yeah, that extra set of arms is pretty curious.

Men are from Mars…

I would say Pluto, but…

Maybe it’s Shirley who’s from another planet….

Ah, but when he makes love to her… it’s out of this world.

just to be sure, you better bonk him with that lamp

Aren’t you all?

Where are we going?

Planet Ten!

Maybe the planet “Morpheus”? ;o]

He’ll never get a full CPAP mask over that snoot.

Pillow it is!

Morris talks in his sleep, and it’s those Star Trek buzzwords… ☺

Curse those undersized bladders. Those 3 AM musings can lead to much anger.. for sins never done.

I’m fairly certain I’m stuck on the wrong planet.

We don’t even know if Ballard Street is on another planet.

Most likely Uranus

Marriage lets you annoy one special for the rest of your life.