Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 20, 2019

Soon the term “One flew over the cuckoo’s nest” will take on a whole new meaning

“When you reach bottom…..”

And may you have Peace In Rest.

My 92 year old cousin passed away on the weekend. When I told my 95 year old father the news he thought for a moment then said " Luck duck, he escaped "

What if the cemetery runs out of money and they sell the land like they did in the Poltergeist movie?

When the recession hits, the cemetery owner will sell the land and someone will build a strip mall on top of him.

You don buy grave place,you just rent it for 10 to 20 years. Sorry, but not recession proof.

some ppl would die to have a life like that.

Muriel always gets the last word.

I’d say he is in a substantial depression.

There was a local story about a pet cemetery that the “owner” didn’t own the land and now the pets need to be moved, that is really messed up. That is why I told my wife to burn me (cremate).

If I had my druthers, I’d give all my usable parts to living people and leave the rest out in the back yard for the birds, raccoons, and beetles to munch on. Eventually there’d be nothing left but the bones, and those could be ground up for fertilizer. Circle of life and all that. I just can’t see taking up all that land for something so utterly useless as a chemically saturated corpse.

The neighborhood is quiet but the view leaves a lot to be desired.

I found out there’s an actual “Boot Hill Cemetery” near a small mountain town about 40 miles from where I live. When I go, just bury me there.

Two words. “eminent domain”. An off/on ramp coming soon.

where Congress is concerned, don’t be so sure

Death, the ultimate retirement plan.

Well people are just dying to get in there.

Recession Is Possible.

Looks like he is in a recession. of a sort.

Cemeteries, waste of real estate. Just as bad as churches.

He couldn’t afford the high cost of living anymore.

But is it inflation-proof?

Cost of living, cost of dying, cost of death.

Funerals & Caskets Always increase in Price, no matter what everything Else is doing.

Free!!!!!! Till Death do us part!!!!!! Whoopeeeeeee!!!!