“Someday they’re going to have a comic and they’re going to make fun of this painting. I’ve got to hide something..ah.. I’ll make them all women dressed as men. Ha! They’ll never suspect.”
BTW: Sorry that yesterday I didn’t realize the “reaper” was a girl. That changes everything ! So: In spite of her tender age/ she seethed with a murderous rage!/ She ravaged the cabbage/ with a fury so savage/ that she had to be kept in a cage !
“Okay, listen up everyone. We all know you must be very very quiet when hunting rabbits. But, today we are hunting the fox, so let the dogs bark, blow your horns, and gallop all through the woods. The hell with rabbits!”……E. Fudd
Due to an unfortunate error in scheduling the Harrington Harriers and the Hartford Houndsmen, found that they’d be chasing the same fox. A heated discussion ensued, harsh words exchanged, sabers are drawn ( who the hell wear a sword on a fox hunt ?), blows are swapped, and the hounds loosed – at each other.
In the meantime, the fox slipped away unnoticed and went to live in London under an assumed name.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
The whole hunt was ruined when nobody remembered to bring the fox.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Okay gentlemen, there is rumor that there is one fox left in this forest. We might stand a chance of getting it today.”
ajmsdca almost 5 years ago
“Okay, who brought the brandy today? Simmons, it’s your turn, fill the flasks”
ccomebacktour almost 5 years ago
“Say goodbye, Mr. CRIPS !
Ubintold almost 5 years ago
We’ve got to stop meeting like this. The fox is starting to suspect.
pcolli almost 5 years ago
Drop the bomb now!
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
“Someday they’re going to have a comic and they’re going to make fun of this painting. I’ve got to hide something..ah.. I’ll make them all women dressed as men. Ha! They’ll never suspect.”
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
“Dammit ! The Rabbi’s late AGAIN !”
Call me Ishmael almost 5 years ago
BTW: Sorry that yesterday I didn’t realize the “reaper” was a girl. That changes everything ! So: In spite of her tender age/ she seethed with a murderous rage!/ She ravaged the cabbage/ with a fury so savage/ that she had to be kept in a cage !
epaphus8 almost 5 years ago
“Seriously? It’s the company’s annual barbecue party, and nobody thought to bring a barbecue grill?”
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
The guy in blue must feel pretty stupid.
Egrayjames almost 5 years ago
“Okay, listen up everyone. We all know you must be very very quiet when hunting rabbits. But, today we are hunting the fox, so let the dogs bark, blow your horns, and gallop all through the woods. The hell with rabbits!”……E. Fudd
BS MunkY almost 5 years ago
Teh start of teh “Redskins” dynasty.. (?)
Another Take almost 5 years ago
So the odds on the guys in the wagon getting to the fox first are 500 to 1? I’ll take some of that action!
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Due to an unfortunate error in scheduling the Harrington Harriers and the Hartford Houndsmen, found that they’d be chasing the same fox. A heated discussion ensued, harsh words exchanged, sabers are drawn ( who the hell wear a sword on a fox hunt ?), blows are swapped, and the hounds loosed – at each other.
In the meantime, the fox slipped away unnoticed and went to live in London under an assumed name.
PO' DAWG almost 5 years ago
The Cambridge Gay Men Hunt Club. Ted was stripped naked and forced to wear a fox tail. RUN TED RUN! Tot ta da.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
No women on the hunt! You know that! The fox can smell ’em miles away. Get that buggy outahere!
Running Buffalo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
With all the horses, dogs, and people; we finally outnumber the fox 100 to 1. That makes it a fair sport now. So let’s be off!
Linguist almost 5 years ago
There’s always one guy who doesn’t get the memo about what color to wear.
d1234dick Premium Member almost 5 years ago
the beginning of the game of “chase the dogs.” NO CATS.
Impkins Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I told her the fox hunt today was way out here in the country and she said,“Wear the FOX hat!” So I did! :>)
CougarAllen almost 5 years ago
My spy boy saw you spy boy sittin’ by the fi-yo
My spy boy told your spy boy, “I’m gonna set you flag on fi-yo.”
I said, Hey now, Hey now,
Iko iko all day, jockomo feno na na nay, jockomo feena nay.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XMpaD-ktv7Q
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Empty wagon. No beer. Someone is getting a royal chuffing.