Paying attention to what? The National Enquirer? Infowars? Fox & Friends? You can have your own opinions, but you can’t have your own facts.
Right, and this isn’t a matter of lettering – it’s one of those old tavern signs that’s just a picture, so even the illiterate could read it.
It’s not that difficult.
If “a bunch” has a value of “approximately zero,” yes.
It’s not THAT elephant. This is Connie’s elephant. There’s more than one elephant in the world, you know….
It’s a conspiracy! Anasigma has taken over your monitor!
It’s Election Day in my city today, and I’ve never seen such a turnout before, even in presidential election years. Ballot questions to make this an official Safe City for immigrants and to build a new library, and a mayoral race between two good candidates and one evil – we don’t have to settle for a lesser evil this time!
The world hasn’t ended in nuclear catastrophe YET. But now that the US has given North Korea the go-ahead to mass-produce hydrogen bombs and intercontinental ballistic missiles and reneged on treaties with Iran and Russia, there’s nothing to worry about! Right?
Um … do you know what leeway is???
Hmm … Jack used to work there, and he might call her genius-level, but he wouldn’t seal a letter with heart-shaped sealing wax.