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  1. about 6 hours ago on Bozo

    Been balling that jack from dawn till doom

    while my rider hid my bottle in the other room

  2. about 6 hours ago on Bozo

    All I know is something like a bird within her sang

    All I know she sang a little while and then flew off

  3. 4 days ago on Barney & Clyde

    Yes, eventually, but first let’s put them in private prisons and make a profit from them!

  4. 4 days ago on Barney & Clyde

    Yes, but not just any old convicts — Socialist Antifa convicts!

  5. 7 days ago on Bozo

    That picture that’s been floating around the net for years is real. It’s a shopping center in southern California that includes a gym — and yes, it has stepping machines inside.

  6. 10 days ago on Bozo

    Off-roaders carry a winch for when they get stuck in the mud. These days most of the guys driving 4WD trucks fully equipped with all the gear for off-roading are actually city fellers who never go off the pavement. It’s all a pose.

    You shouldn’t need a winch to get a deer onto your truck but you would need it for a moose.

    Of course that story I read somewhere might not actually be true, but it could be. City people can be pretty clueless about nature. For instance, Melanie Safka, who grew up in Greenwich Village in New York City, called a cow “him” in the intro to this song. (No, I don’t think it was a transgender cow.)

  7. 10 days ago on Bozo

    You can winch a cow onto a boat — why not onto a truck?

  8. 10 days ago on Bozo

    There’s a story of a city feller who came into a weigh station and asked, “How do you get the deer tag to stay on the horn?”

    Well, they didn’t know what to tell him. Nobody ever complained about that before. (It’s held on with a wire, like a bread tie.) They went out with him to see what the problem was, and there in the back of his pickup truck was a cow.

  9. 10 days ago on Bozo

    3) And if we’re lost, we are lost together

  10. 10 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    It’s not small enough. Give him one that’s a little bit too small so he doesn’t quite fit….

    Big cats like boxes too.