On a trip to the Appalachian Trail we were told that if you encountered a brown bear, “get big” – line up as best you can on the narrow trail side-by-side and do “YMCA” and you will scare the bear off.
If you encountered a grizzly bear; back away slowly.
The problem is, I can’t tell the difference between a brown bear and a grizzly bear.
“If you go down in the Woods’ todayYou’re sure of a big surpriseIf you go down in the Woods’ todayYou’d better go in disguise!For every bear that ever there wasWill gather there for certainBecause today’s the day theTeddy Bears have their picnic.”
oldpine52 almost 5 years ago
I maintain that a bear will do that anywhere he wants to.
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 5 years ago
P. U.
mddshubby2005 almost 5 years ago
Tiger’s golf game hasn’t been the same since.
blunebottle almost 5 years ago
But the question remains…where?
WilliamRichmond almost 5 years ago
Now we know the answer to that question….
KenseidenXL almost 5 years ago
They didn’t have Charmin?
Stevefk almost 5 years ago
This will wipe out another group of friends that you can never visit again!
Stocky One almost 5 years ago
So that’s why they call them Ursus horribilis!
joegee almost 5 years ago
But what about the pope?
Gent almost 5 years ago
Serves right for you hyoomans who come to our woods and litter your trash all over it!
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
On a trip to the Appalachian Trail we were told that if you encountered a brown bear, “get big” – line up as best you can on the narrow trail side-by-side and do “YMCA” and you will scare the bear off.
If you encountered a grizzly bear; back away slowly.
The problem is, I can’t tell the difference between a brown bear and a grizzly bear.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
….all I did was use the facilities…
rhpii almost 5 years ago
SCAT!
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
answers that question
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 5 years ago
He was either begging for berries or he left a few of his own berries?
wotclaw almost 5 years ago
This took me longer than I would like to admit :)
redback almost 5 years ago
he just went there, just as her. A bear goes into the woods, but it does not mean it has to do anything else
RobinHood almost 5 years ago
There was no Charmin either
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
We forgot the Charmin!
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Hey, ME too, what a coincidence. Plus after hours of walking, I don’t need MiraLax.
Babs Maloney Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ruh, roh!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“If you go down in the Woods’ todayYou’re sure of a big surpriseIf you go down in the Woods’ todayYou’d better go in disguise!For every bear that ever there wasWill gather there for certainBecause today’s the day theTeddy Bears have their picnic.”
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
What, were raised in the woods? You can at least flush when you’re done.
Canoe-full almost 5 years ago
What about Mr.Squirrel?
StephenRice almost 5 years ago
This too, dear children, is part of the Circle of Life.
billdaviswords almost 5 years ago
Same spelling error you see on about 95% of residential name plaques, etc.
Skeff almost 5 years ago
Another classic Parisi