Does he get drunk and go out and beat up Mime fish?
By the look on her face, maybe she was thinking- where are the Mardi Gras beads?
I know that look. My guess is it’s in the bushes. He probably has four teenage daughters! 1000 apologies, Mr. Schumacher.
You are never truly caught up with laundry unless you’re doing it naked!
Nope. Body glitter. My 6 year daughter left a tube in the laundry. The fallout can only be measured in a half-life. The stripper jokes at work and the sideway glances at church to follow.
Remember to treat every hunter as if he were loaded.
My wife and I took a personality profile test years back. Mine said I have the patience to untangle Christmas lights. My wife’s came back most likely to marry an alcoholic. Cheers!
Brunette, cheerleader with a tattoo! My trifecta weakness. Married 28 years.
Catholic school flashback- Crack you on the knuckles with a hickory meter stick until your penmanship improves!
Alternate caption: It must be rheumatism- every night I get stiff in another joint!