I too, am fond of rum!
I taught my Cub Scouts how to tie the hand-cuff knot. One mom in particular went home with a piece of rope and a twinkle in her eye!
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink tequila!
I wonder if he walked a mile to get it?One butt or two?
What about Mr.Squirrel?
Don’t forget the Doo-Dads!
I got tools to fix tools!
What about Harry Reasoner?
I think I swore more back in Catholic school than I do now.
Fra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra!