Or Archie Bunker’s chair?
Writing his name in the snow! (thanks, Bart)
Have you tried Leinies Light? Although it may be a regional thing.
Viagra con Dios, amigos!
I think Hellman’s changed their recipe. If I ever drive by their corporate office I’m going to throw a jar through the front window! I know what I’m going to hear next- Make your own, it’s simple- but I don’t have time to stay home and make 5 gallon pails of mayonnaise. Don’t get me started!
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink tequila!
The worst- a tube of our daughter’s body glitter. The fall-out can only be measured in half-years. Lots of stripper jokes from the guys at work and side-ways looks from people at church.
Go, Pack, Go!
Beer: the mother of us all! YouTube has a bunch of Jean Shepard shorts.