Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 08, 2019

Sounds like a match made in Heaven ….

Well, for them, that sounds like the straight poop!

… sounds like he knows his sh…er…stuff…

… my dog told me the only reason excrement smells bad to us humans is that our sniffers aren’t elegant enough to decipher the subtle nuances…

… yet, they loved like Romeo and Juliet…

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… boy, he sounded like he was pissed…

… Captain Marvell loved Shazam…

… never mind the age difference my math teacher told me one day after school…

… and only measure to the quarter inch…

… yes, sir, I said…

…{ little did he know I was dyslexic}…

Cat excrement comes from cats. Enough said.

… And thus, Bob was never bothered with Best Man duties, ever again.

He was more superficial, of course. She had hidden depths.

Hold your horses…

Smooth pick-up line duly noted.

Ask him about his bow tie…

Debating the treats after a good job and fallen out by the cat or dog, one treat deserves another.

What did “debating” do to deserve inclusion in this cartoon?

He was obviously in possession of a Roget’s Thesaurus.

I’m sure it was totally out of context. Had to be.

It was probably quoted at his murder trial.

I would’ve said, “…debating the merits of key lime pie versus strawberry rhubarb pie.” He got a nice kiss, anyway, but who knows where the strawberry rhubarb would’ve taken them?

The mind-controlling parasite, called Toxoplasma gondii, might make permanent changes in brain function as soon as it gets in there, the researchers report. They aren’t sure how yet. … It changes their brains so they lose their innate fear of the smell of cat urine.

So I expect the dog person will change and the cat person will not.

Watch where you step.

MAYBE BUNNY’S, YOU THINK, INSTEAD?

Cholera vs. plague.

He had a fertile imagination, and afterwards he had an imaginary relationship.

Was that his way of saying cats think inside the box and dogs can’t find the box?

Dogs don’t save there Excrement they like to bury it

One man’s excrement is another’s excitement. By the way, maybe it’s just his attitude that stinks.

T. gondii it was found at a convention of entrepreneurs that 22% of them had the T. gondii organism. It may affect human brains in ways we can’t be sure. But fear of risk seems to decrease and could cause more accidents because of it.

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Umm, I’m not sure I get this. Are we saying they are a sh*tty couple? Are we making some veiled reference to the differences between men (those dogs!) and women (just like cats)? Or is this a too-scatalogical ’toon for any explication?

Or does it all, finally, come down to the fact that their silhouettes remind me of a mail solicitation I receive regularly from the Wounded Warrior Foundation?

Are they wounded lovers? Am I a wounded Froglandian? This is all way too intense for my lame brain….

Labour of Love – The Kinks

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Marriage is a two-headed transplant,

Sometimes that’s how it seems.

When the sex wears off it’s all give and take,

And it’s good-bye to all your dreams.

One head wants to go to a movie

While the other wants to stay at home,

And just like a two-headed transplant

You get the feeling that you’re never alone.

Mr. and Mrs. Horrible are an example of what I say.

They used to be so in love, now they fight so much

That they’ve frightened all their friends away.

They never get visits from neighbors,

They’ve alienated everyone.

And what started off as all cuddles and kisses

Has finally become

A labor of love, labor of love.

The torment, the worry and woe,

Love’s full of fears, bruises and tears,

That’s the way that a true love grows.

It’s a labor of love, labor of love.

It’s a struggle, without a doubt,

But if they keep on trying, screaming and crying,

Somehow they’re gonna work it all out.

The debate is tied up in a knot, or bun on her crown.

Are we still delving into the excremental side of Froglandian life?

whatever toots your horn….

Shooting Blood. Horned frogs achieve this feat by stopping the blood flow leaving their head, which increases blood pressure and causes the sinus walls to break, allowing blood to shoot out. Not only does the shooting blood confuse and stun predators, it contains a chemical that’s toxic to coyotes, dogs and wolves.

Well, holy … stuff.

And speaking to these two characters:

Looks like urine trouble.