That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for April 04, 2019

“I don’t care about those divorce papers. I’m still married as long as I have the ring.”

“Mr. Wagner, I care this much about your ‘ring story’”.

“No Your Majesty, I only bought it for the articles.”

(Hotmail? This must be an old painting.)

Yes your majesty thats quite a sizable booger.

Majesty, I do not know why you’re upset, you look great dressed in your bikini on the middle pages.

“You really need to trim that beard – look how far I can pull a hair!”

Sorry, Prince Harry, I’ve got a great contract in Hollywood

The Supreme’s inspiration for the song ‘Stop! In the name of love’

First person to ever say, “Talk to the hand.”

“She’s not the queen you’re looking for. You can go about your business.”

She’s just a friend like strumpet1 through strumpet88 are.

Attempting to ward off the vampire with the speck of garlic from last night’s dinner.

“Welllllllll… all I have to say, mom, is, yes.. I was going to propose.. but, hey, that’s 500 bucks right there; let’s go to Catalina and lay on the beach.”

“The smallest violin playing “Cry Me a River.”"

“I have a rule: If you are a male running for political office, you must stay at least an arm’s length from me”

You have a wife and 4 children? Let me play my little violin for you. Now take your eviction papers and get off my land. I’m selling it to a Wal-Mart developer.

THIS is NOT six inches!

No, sorry, just not into gingers.

My precious!

" Stop right there, buster. I told you that I’m not going to accept anything but the complete, unredacted Mueller Report! "

I’m thinking “STOP! In the name of love…”

Got your nose!

“..and whose cute little nose did you get this from, you worm ?”

Catherine Jagiellon: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hugo_Salmson_-_Katarina_Jagellonica.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=5922 

https://www.pictorem.com/profile/Hugo.Salmson 

https://sok.riksarkivet.se/Sbl/Mobil/Artikel/6326 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the last in Swedish; again, Chrome can automatically translate, except for the acronyms ☹️– though sometimes choosing the wrong gender for pronouns), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2173 (April 3, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Here, take one of these tablets….. you’ll feel a lot better.”

I love this strip! Clever concept, good jokes AND 20+ MORE GOOD ONES FROM THE READERS! Great job everyone!

Hold it right there! Senor Donquicart! Your mouthal odor is way too unorthodox for a queen! :>)

Ex-husband reading the really, really fine print on the pre-nup for the first time. Specifically, the part that states that she keeps the Kingdom and he has to dress as the court jester for the rest of his life.