Traveling salesman sees this lumberjack chopping down trees and asks him how many he chops down in a day. The lumberjack tells him about five a day. The salesman shows him a chainsaw and explains that with one of these he can cut down five an hour! The lumberjack is impressed and buys one. A couple weeks later the salesman goes back to see how he’s is doing. The lumberjack is fuming. The salesman asks him what’s the matter. The lumberjack complains that since he bought that confounded chainsaw he’s only cut down five trees in two weeks! The salesman asks him to see the chainsaw. VROOOOM. The lumberjack looks at him…What’s that noise!
Has iron be invented yet? Besides, axing a tree, especially one as large as this one, is very hard work. Besides, now he has the ox tethered up to pull away the trash.
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 5 years ago
He’s gonna need one to cut the tree up anyway. But even I’ll admit to pulling a tree over just because I can.
Mordock999 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Yeah really! Now go wave a red flag in front of that angry looking Bull/Ox/Buffalo thing….., ;)
Farside99 about 5 years ago
Why buy an ax when you have an ox?
danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Peter’s touting his hardware store.
jackhammer165 about 5 years ago
The of method looks like more fun!
Watcher about 5 years ago
Why buy an axe or use an Ox, you have Grog. This is a massive failure on your part for not using available resources.
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
Somehow, I gnu this would happen.
VTX1800F about 5 years ago
Work Smarter,,, not harder….
DaveG1960 about 5 years ago
He’s afraid of an axe ident….
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
I bet Paul Bunyan’s ox has pulled out a few trees.
Dr_Zinj about 5 years ago
You have a tree.We have a Grog!
Bill The Nuke about 5 years ago
He’s working smarter, not harder.
rugeirn about 5 years ago
For whatever it’s worth, that’s not an ox, it’s a buffalo.
Doug Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago
Traveling salesman sees this lumberjack chopping down trees and asks him how many he chops down in a day. The lumberjack tells him about five a day. The salesman shows him a chainsaw and explains that with one of these he can cut down five an hour! The lumberjack is impressed and buys one. A couple weeks later the salesman goes back to see how he’s is doing. The lumberjack is fuming. The salesman asks him what’s the matter. The lumberjack complains that since he bought that confounded chainsaw he’s only cut down five trees in two weeks! The salesman asks him to see the chainsaw. VROOOOM. The lumberjack looks at him…What’s that noise!
preacherman Premium Member about 5 years ago
Has iron be invented yet? Besides, axing a tree, especially one as large as this one, is very hard work. Besides, now he has the ox tethered up to pull away the trash.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 5 years ago
ax/ox like there’s a difference
bookworm0812 about 5 years ago
This works better when you also want the roots.
ChessPirate about 5 years ago
Olly Olly axen-free!
hogpop.padula about 5 years ago
I musk think about that!
El Cobbo Grande about 5 years ago
Does this make him an oxy moron ?
KEA about 5 years ago
Didn’t have any of Saruman’s orcs
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Something must be gnu around here that stinks.
Durak Premium Member about 5 years ago
No, no, NO! Pulling trees out by their roots is Grogs job!
montylc2001 about 5 years ago
Then the ox would get axed.
falcon_370f about 5 years ago
With the axe you still have the stump, and suckers every spring for years. This way you avoid those problems.
jdbligh about 5 years ago
Don’t be silly. A yak can’t use an axe!