How you look and how you feel are usually two very different things … although I recall some mornings looking, bleary-eyed into the mirror and thinking that I looked just as bad as I felt.
What about grooming? Will we be able to hire groomers to lick our fur, particularly our backs, our hard to reach places, our cracks and our crevices, etc.? Where will we put the fur balls? Our landfills are already overwhelmed. Can we launch rockets loaded with nuclear waste, cushioned by fur balls, to the sun? Will the government subsidize the cost of fur-licking? Will the lickers be paid as law enforcement is paid or will they come under a special Medicare program? Lots of questions that need answers NOW! Will CEOs who want favorable treatment lick vulnerable legislators’, officials’, and bureaucrats’ backs, etc.? What about lobbyists, used-car & siding salesmen, conservative talk-radio hosts, and lawyers? Will they finally become our nation’s untouchables, as they should? How will they survive, assuming anyone who matters gives a damn whether or not they survive? God, ANOTHER problem for our Democracy to wrestle with. Give us strength, O Lord, give us strength!
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
well, paleontologists say we’re descended from apes which do have fur all over the body
Macushlalondra about 5 years ago
Muffin is right.
Breadboard about 5 years ago
Well we do have fur …… we just cut most of it off :-)
iggyman about 5 years ago
Does a hairy back count?
jbrobo Premium Member about 5 years ago
I look in the mirror and wonder what the hell happened
Less Monday... More Friday about 5 years ago
Cats believe that their fur makes them look thinner… hate to have to break it to them…
jagedlo about 5 years ago
not bad, however, it would be offset by having to clean, trim and other expenses in maintenance…
ANIMAL about 5 years ago
I’m not fat…….. I’m just FLUFFY.
WaitingMan about 5 years ago
I’m 65 years old. People tell me I look like I’m 55. I tell them I feel like I’m 75. I wish it was the other way around.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Ugh! Grooming takes hours licking fur, then there’s furballs….LOL
david_42 about 5 years ago
I feel the way I look. Depression and insomnia can do that, even when you treat both.
flemmingo about 5 years ago
I have it all over ! Does anyone have a banana?
swanridge about 5 years ago
I wish cats would KEEP it all over their bodies. 10 minutes after I’ve cleaned the house it still looks like a shed-storm hit.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 5 years ago
Some of us as we age sadly do. And it ain’t pretty
lagoulou about 5 years ago
“Mirror, mirror on the wall…”
Jan C about 5 years ago
Every time I look in the mirror I see my mother.
And I disagree with Opal. I look exactly how I feel: old and sore.
dennisodoyle about 5 years ago
Not any paleontologists of note. Humans are a completely different species. That’s why there is no “missing link.”
Linguist about 5 years ago
How you look and how you feel are usually two very different things … although I recall some mornings looking, bleary-eyed into the mirror and thinking that I looked just as bad as I felt.
wirepunchr about 5 years ago
I have a year round sweater. ;-}
pcolli about 5 years ago
The more hair the better as far as I am concerned.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 5 years ago
Fur covers a heap of ugly.
I remember going into a strip club and thinking, “She’d be cute with clothes on.”
She looked at me and thought, “Another pig.”
deadheadzan about 5 years ago
Words of wisdom from Muffin.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
I’m folliclely challenged.
Bing43 about 5 years ago
If we descended from apes, why are there still apes?
wiatr about 5 years ago
My ears are outpacing my scalp in developing and maintaining fur.
sougieboss about 5 years ago
Its pretty much a dog
djhaisell Premium Member about 5 years ago
And furries were born.
cocavan11 about 5 years ago
What about grooming? Will we be able to hire groomers to lick our fur, particularly our backs, our hard to reach places, our cracks and our crevices, etc.? Where will we put the fur balls? Our landfills are already overwhelmed. Can we launch rockets loaded with nuclear waste, cushioned by fur balls, to the sun? Will the government subsidize the cost of fur-licking? Will the lickers be paid as law enforcement is paid or will they come under a special Medicare program? Lots of questions that need answers NOW! Will CEOs who want favorable treatment lick vulnerable legislators’, officials’, and bureaucrats’ backs, etc.? What about lobbyists, used-car & siding salesmen, conservative talk-radio hosts, and lawyers? Will they finally become our nation’s untouchables, as they should? How will they survive, assuming anyone who matters gives a damn whether or not they survive? God, ANOTHER problem for our Democracy to wrestle with. Give us strength, O Lord, give us strength!
tcayer about 5 years ago
Maybe that’s how the whole beard fad got started!
CharlieBaca about 5 years ago
I love being old. Any experience is worth a whirl.