Wanted to waterski but could never find a lake with a hill.
You say tomato, I say ketchup!
How will they know when their done?
Fur and Stool. I thought it was a British pub.
Just the ones in your gut that start to digest you.
“I’m here to drink whiskey and kick ass and Pilgrim , I’m all out of whiskey.” John Wayne
Eye bleach anyone?
Both sides of the tracks was the wrong side.
It came from the toy section, gun too!