That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 22, 2019

“I’m so so sorry I lost the key, but at least I remembered the safe word.”

“I’ll let you go if you promise to quit this emo phase and let us cut your hair.”

I told you we’re getting married, so I don’t know why your dad put this chain on me.

“Have you tried grabbing the lute and playing ‘Unchained Melody’?”

“I got the idea when you called me the old ball and chain.”

“It’s only until Dad invents the shotgun…”

Joker found himself in chains after stealing the Bat Cape.

Remember when I opened my chastity belt daddy wanted me to wear until marriage? Well, that’s water over the bridge, but what’s good for the goose…

First of many on Olivia’s “Chain of Fools”

“I told you – you are definitely not going out looking like that!”

Serving time for breaking the bad haircut ordinance.

The contract to join the house band at Camelot really was ironclad.

Galahad arrived at Castle Anthrax a bit later than specified in the script – Launcelot was already being indoctrinated.

I know, dear, it’s not as good as the ones you make from your armpit, but these fake fart sounds require no shirt removal.. see, put your hands just like this, and voila.. blurp-blap-blap.. tee hee.

“Sheesh! I didn’t think my song was that bad.”

Whoa – a center part AND purple panty hose. Could he be any more of a “rebel” ?

“Look, maybe its none of my business, but if you dress like that here in prison, you’re really asking for trouble.”

Back off, girl….I’ve got some serious hating to do!

Nice Winkle Pickers….

“Have you ever seen the movie ‘Misery’?”

Claudio and Isabella: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:William_Holman_Hunt_-_Claudio_and_Isabella_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this oil on mahogany panel, roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/hunt_william_holman.html 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=4 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/william-holman-hunt 

http://www.sai.msu.su/cjackson/hunt/hunt_bio.htm 

http://www.artnet.com/artists/william-holman-hunt/ 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/h/hunt/biograph.html 

http://www.avictorian.com/Hunt_William_Holman.html 

http://www.all-art.org/history392-5.html 

http://www.victorianweb.org/painting/whh/ 

http://hoocher.com/William_Holman_Hunt/William_Holman_Hunt.htm 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist, perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 4 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/01/26?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 17 hyperlinks remain inactive. ?&@#!#%&!

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2121 (January 21, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“Why? Because I’m tired of having to shout, ‘Wherefore art thou?!?’”

“Darling, they’re for your own good. If you get used to them during our engagement then you won’t hardly notice the demands I’ll put on you after the wedding.”

mother Elisabeth hated to have to chain him up, but it was for his own good, so he wouldn’t be bullied at school due to crazy haircut also it was his turn to clean the windows.

“Please understand… We’ve had runners before, and Daddy is not taking any more chances…”

And the Dragoncat Award for Best LMAO goes to Steve Melcher. This is one of the funniest commentaries EVER!

Dear … I TRIED to tell you how much trouble you would be in when everybody else was putting there LEFT foot, and then there left foot out.