Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 01, 2019

But he’s annoying like Beetlejuice.

Wasn’t the seventh planet named after Cliff?

If the mountain won’t come to Muhammad, Muhammad will go to the mountain.

Well, it’s a nice low energy red dwarf.

A neutron star for Brewster… because they are incredibly dense.

Nope; not possible.

Proxima is female for sure!

Are you Sirius??

It could be worse. He could have changed it to Betelgeuse.

But, but, but it is in the BOOK!

That’s aPROXIMAtely right.

Surely “Sol” would have been easier?

Brewster – “The elevator’s broken. Better call Sol!”

Cliff/Sol – “Sorry, it’s after sunset and I don’t work at night.”

Proxima Centauri has (at least) one planet. Estimated mass at 1.3 times that of the Earth. Orbital period is 11 days.

So an entire year on planet Proxima Centauri is 11 days long. New Year’s Day, birthday, spring break, summer vacation; Christmas . . . rest a day . . . then New Year’s Day, spring break, summer, etc.

I changed my name to Sirius 7.

So I guess all of the people who paid the “International Star Registry” to have a star named after their wives or girlfriends for decades are screwed…

Betelgeuse.

Cliff is temporally confused. It was named BEFORE him.

He’s joined the Black family in the Potterverse.