Garfield by Jim Davis for January 11, 2019

Do you remember her birthday, Jon?

Jon is still new to the “having a girlfriend” game

Maybe Jon should have an affair…

Temple, sounds to me like he’s got it down cold.

I agree…he has learned the arcane language that is “woman speak”…

Now if Jon could get cat speak down, or is that Garfield speak down, all would well with the world.

Well, Garfield could make her a fuzz ball.

My friend’s wife told him not to make a fuss for her birthday, so he didn’t. He would have been 42 next week.

If a man is in a wood alone and says something, with no woman to hear him speak, is he still wrong?

Well, duh!!

When a woman says something like that, it’s not an intention, but a challenge….

Just buy something small that goes in a little velvet box.

Good call, boys!

remember….“If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy”….and how do you keep her happy-remember her birthday!

Jon Arbuckle shows signs of intelligence for once… ;-)

Absolutely. Why are they standing in behind a shelf? They are not wearing pants.

When is Liz’s birthday, by the way?

How old does a woman have to be to really mean “Don’t make a fuss over my birthday”?

Turning 40?

Usually, when a woman says, “don’t make a fuss”, she’s only saying that to remind you to surprise her and make a fuss.

Never take women literally.

There are only two ways to get on the female’s bad side, 1. do what they say they want, and 2. don’t do what they say they want!

Jon is wising up for once

How do you wrap lasagna?

Contents of the book “How to Understand Women”:

FORGET IT!

{But you’d better not forget it!}

Oh, it’s worse than that, Jon. You have to make a fuss while making it look like you aren’t making a fuss.

Like you didn’t make a fuss for Christmas. Oh btw, her birthday was last week [PANIC].

Guess I am the odd duck. When I say, don’t make a fuss, I actually mean it. That is one reason I don’t make my birthday public on social media (sorry, you can’t depend on facebook to remind you).

obviously….hey been married 3….mm 4 times do you need advice?

Simply respond by saying “OK. I won’t. I’ll do just as you told me to do.”

Don’t get ticked off if I do what you tell me to do, but you meant something else.

Absolutely.

mua hahahhahha,garfield secret plan

what would happen if liz ASKED for him to fuss?