The eyes have it! All great ‘taters have mass a-peel. Except for those commie potatoes that launched that satellite back in the 50’s. You know the one… Spudnik.
An Idaho potato married a Yukon Gold, and before long they had a little sweet potato. When the child was a teenager, he announced that he wanted to marry Rachel Maddow. Dad took the boy aside and said, “Sorry, but you can’t marry her. She’s just a common tater.”
TazzTec over 5 years ago
Great, Scott!
Display over 5 years ago
The eyes have it! All great ‘taters have mass a-peel. Except for those commie potatoes that launched that satellite back in the 50’s. You know the one… Spudnik.
Little Caesar over 5 years ago
“They call me….. Tater Salad…”
nosirrom over 5 years ago
Spud Abbott
Stevefk over 5 years ago
Don’t forget that infamous villain Darth Tater!
uniquename over 5 years ago
Don’t forget Spud Webb. He’s even a real person.
iggyman over 5 years ago
How about Elmer Spudd after the wascally wabbit!
waltermgm over 5 years ago
Then there’s the one mentioned in Shakespeare – Tuber or not tuber.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Hollywood hillbilly…Spuddy Ebsen.
mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago
I would have thought this was a half-baked idea for a comic but Scott pulled it off.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ida the …..
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
This strip brought to you by Mr. Potato head.
Nicki's ZoMcYo over 5 years ago
Yams aren’t really potatoes. Botanically speaking.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to spuds….
BubbleTape Premium Member over 5 years ago
(not so hard) trivia question: what Johnny Cash song did Preparation H want to use in its adverts but the Carter family refused them the rights?
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
Glenn Fries; “You can’t hide your fryin’ eyes,” or his other hit, “The heat is on!”
Lablubber over 5 years ago
The famous ballplayer Richie Hashbrown.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
Trent Latke?
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Marie can still talk after going through a slicer?
rowena28 Premium Member over 5 years ago
They forgot Julienned Caesar.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 5 years ago
An Idaho potato married a Yukon Gold, and before long they had a little sweet potato. When the child was a teenager, he announced that he wanted to marry Rachel Maddow. Dad took the boy aside and said, “Sorry, but you can’t marry her. She’s just a common tater.”
opsono over 5 years ago
Shouldn’t that oughta be ‘Alexander the Grated’?
LindainOregon over 5 years ago
What great Common Taters we have today!
ChucklinChuck over 5 years ago
Pomme Fritesgerald Kennedy was quite famous.
JudyAz over 5 years ago
One potato, two potato, three potato, four…