……an elderly man went to the doctor, said…..“I’m feeling great; in fact, my gf just announced she’s PREGNANT…..what do you think about THAT?”Doctor answers…..“well, last week I was walking on a trail, and came upon a grizzly bear. I pointed my finger at him, said bang, and he dropped dead….what do you think about THAT?”“That’s impossible”, replied the old man, “someone else must have shot that bear”.“That’s kind of what I was getting at” replied the doctor.
My word wrap workaround that I posted yesterday didn’t work, partly because the message system changes all the straight quotation marks to curly quotes. If the problem is still around 12 hours from now, I’ll put up my workaround in a bookmark.
A white haired man came to a doctor for his first physical with that doctor. With the white hair, the doctor guessed he was in his 50s, though he had no wrinkles. The doctor looked at the results and was amazed at the results. His health was in such great shape that if not for the white hair, the doctor would’ve guessed he was much younger.
“I must say, you’re in great shape for a man in his,um…50s?”
“I’m not in my 50s, I’m 95 years old.”
“Wow! You’re 95 years old?! How old was your father when he died?”
“He didn’t die. He’s still alive.”
“Wow! You’re 95 years old and your father’s still alive?! How old is he?”
“120.”
“Wow! You’re father’s still alive at 120?! What’s his physical condition like?”
“Well, he’s getting married next week.”
“Wow! You’re father’s 120 and getting married next week?! How old’s the bride?”
“16.”
“Wait a minute. Why would a 120 year old want to marry a 16 year old.”
Guy of around 80 runs into some friends and announces that he’s getting married to a 30 year old woman. The other guys congratulate him but remind him that the sex could be strenuous and even fatal. He replies, “Well, if she dies, she dies.”
Neil Wick over 5 years ago
Good morning™, chroniclers!
More than one thing seems to have happened on tour. It looks to me like we can expect a new strip character soon.
Yngvar Følling over 5 years ago
Oh, my!
If only Vista Bill had seen this.
Which reminds me: Good Morning, expecting parents!
DaJellyBelly over 5 years ago
What’s that old saying? “Just because there is snow on the roof. Doesn’t mean there is no fire in the furnace!” ;-)
AnyFace over 5 years ago
Now, if we could just pick a name which combined “Candy” and “Vitamin” …
https://youtu.be/cYmuS9_22m4
HarryCK over 5 years ago
Good morning™, baby bumpers !
She “caught” something alright !
fredville over 5 years ago
……an elderly man went to the doctor, said…..“I’m feeling great; in fact, my gf just announced she’s PREGNANT…..what do you think about THAT?”Doctor answers…..“well, last week I was walking on a trail, and came upon a grizzly bear. I pointed my finger at him, said bang, and he dropped dead….what do you think about THAT?”“That’s impossible”, replied the old man, “someone else must have shot that bear”.“That’s kind of what I was getting at” replied the doctor.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
To quote another fictional character “Zowey!”
Neil Wick over 5 years ago
My word wrap workaround that I posted yesterday didn’t work, partly because the message system changes all the straight quotation marks to curly quotes. If the problem is still around 12 hours from now, I’ll put up my workaround in a bookmark.
boboscar over 5 years ago
A white haired man came to a doctor for his first physical with that doctor. With the white hair, the doctor guessed he was in his 50s, though he had no wrinkles. The doctor looked at the results and was amazed at the results. His health was in such great shape that if not for the white hair, the doctor would’ve guessed he was much younger.
“I must say, you’re in great shape for a man in his,um…50s?”
“I’m not in my 50s, I’m 95 years old.”
“Wow! You’re 95 years old?! How old was your father when he died?”
“He didn’t die. He’s still alive.”
“Wow! You’re 95 years old and your father’s still alive?! How old is he?”
“120.”
“Wow! You’re father’s still alive at 120?! What’s his physical condition like?”
“Well, he’s getting married next week.”
“Wow! You’re father’s 120 and getting married next week?! How old’s the bride?”
“16.”
“Wait a minute. Why would a 120 year old want to marry a 16 year old.”
“Who said he wants to?”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
“VITAMIN + KANDI = KANDAMIN”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Vitamin Flintheart when he drinks his orange Pepsi he becomes Tiger Flintheart and romances the ladies to pregnancy.
22ph over 5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHWl-ZyRAg
jdb5169 over 5 years ago
Candy’s pregnant! lol Somebody’s a ‘’dirty old man!’’ lol
blunebottle over 5 years ago
O. M. G.
blunebottle over 5 years ago
Betting she’s taking a break from motorcycling these days.
avenger09 over 5 years ago
When did they get married???
Shame on team Tracy promoting unwed pregnancies!
All the young girls (under 60 for this strip) reading the strip might be influenced!
Sisu60 over 5 years ago
another great mystery for Dick Tracy
bmckee over 5 years ago
Guy of around 80 runs into some friends and announces that he’s getting married to a 30 year old woman. The other guys congratulate him but remind him that the sex could be strenuous and even fatal. He replies, “Well, if she dies, she dies.”
bmckee over 5 years ago
Now you know why he needs all those vitamins. And why Kandi said he didn’t need anymore vitamins. I wonder how Lois and Margot will react?
TXPAScot. over 5 years ago
Well, I’m pretty sure everything hasn’t been chronicled…
Pequod over 5 years ago
I wonder if Lois will bring Clark as her date for the wedding.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
Yikes!
tsull2121 over 5 years ago
Surrogate
tsull2121 over 5 years ago
Lizz’s haircut looks GREAT!!!!!
iggyman over 5 years ago
I like the candy cane in her mouth. This to be a Christmas story? Anyway should be interesting!
furnoir over 5 years ago
Yikes! Holy Viagra, Batman!
kantuck-nadie over 5 years ago
OH MY GOD!!!! Candi, you didn’!
coratelli over 5 years ago
Congratulations, Vitamin!!!
WilliamVollmer over 5 years ago
Obviously VItamin’s new "Vitamin regime si quite potent.
AnyFace over 5 years ago
Before I forget …
Courtesy of Mark Evanier’s blog, a mini-documentary on comic strip creators, circa the mid-forties:
https://www.newsfromme.com/2018/10/22/todays-video-link-2790/
tad1 over 5 years ago
WHOA!
BreathlessMahoney77 over 5 years ago
Hmmmm….. didn’t think Kandi was on Vitamin’s side of the stage, so to speak. Well, congrats anyway!
oakie817 over 5 years ago
cue the ominous music
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Well, whaddya know about that? Kandi is expecting! Vitamin, you old goat, you! Congratulations!
Yes, Kandi certainly did “catch” every “moment”!
But, now, on to police business….
Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member over 5 years ago
OH
Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member over 5 years ago
MY
Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member over 5 years ago
GOD
Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member over 5 years ago
Vitamin you HOUND!!!
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Still amazed they didn’t name the kid “Hamlet”.