Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 18, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    …and beer.

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    Kveldulf  over 5 years ago

    I, myself, need to be young, rich, and in love. Two of those are impossible and lottery tickets aren’t helping with the third.

    Yeah, I’ll go for pizza, too.

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    Yakety Sax  over 5 years ago

    Miss…..Order for four pizzas please. Oh and a pitcher of beer too,please. Well I’ll have a meat lovers. You’ll have to ask them for theirs.^

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Marijuana is legal. The pizza will be required but the rest of the list will seem to be fulfilled somehow.

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    blunebottle  over 5 years ago

    Hmm…a very merry veggie pizza?

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    alaskajohn1  over 5 years ago

    With anchovies, please.

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    hangedman  over 5 years ago

    Page of Coins.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But don’t you love, respect and accept pizza? I’d call that a total success.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Pizza omnia vincit!

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Had a Hawaiian pizza in Waikiki once. For a moment, life was good.

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    Znox11  over 5 years ago

    …and sports. Pizza, beer and sports. And man toys(drones, latest gadgets, large flat screen TV, etc). Pizza, beer, sports and expensive man toys. And steak. Pizza, beer, sports, toys and steak. And super fast internet. Pizza, beer, sports, toys, steak and Internet…and on and on and on.

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    J Quest  over 5 years ago
    “A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth!” (obscure music reference quiz…)
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    Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    Take what you can get.

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    juneybug  over 5 years ago

    Wrong question. Ask “What can I give in my life?” Then “Love, Respect, Acceptance.” is an answer over which one has complete control.

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    TurbosDad  over 5 years ago

    Beer is dear and nothin’ beats a pizza…

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    Bobbo76  over 5 years ago

    All you really need out of life is food, sex and air.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    Pig, your reality is showing.

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    Me, too, Pig!

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Pizza is good. And I don’t care to get my hopes up too much for those other things Pig mentioned….

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    Malcolm Hall  over 5 years ago

    Go for the cheeeeese.

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