Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 02, 2018

C’mon, it’s only ONE Tide pod!

But if it’s useful … he’s all in? Who decides if the dare is useless … the darer or the derrière?

The one who feels like the butt of a joke decides.

Remember my son, double dares go first.

If all your friends jumped into a black hole, would you jump too?

Judging by the hands, that’s one really old brave boy.

Is there that clear a line between fearless and senseless?

After years of meretricious and painful research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:

1.      Don’t you people ever sleep?

2.      I don’t get it.

3.      Sorry – this is Frog Applause™ the “comic” strip. Frog Applause™ the finger painting studio is next door.

4.      The overlords aren’t gonna like this.

…. (and, if all else fails) …

5.      Spork!

P.S. I know @MEH~TDOLOGY disapproves, but today’s FA just cries out for it.

Does Mr. Thumbkin look like a constable to anybody else?

Just say no..

Conscientious objectors to war are very brave.

" Hey, hold my beer, and watch this ! "

This is where the useful idiot comes in.

Well, its true, but that’s no reason to stand in the way of evolution.

Dogmatic bravado heretical, misleading path to true mettle.

The really really brave boy is the one who communicates exclusively through finger puppets and onomatopoetic verse.

Fabiola!

I hate it when I discover too late that nothing in my daily wardrobe matches! But still I dare to Carry On!

Stiff Upper Lip and all that, chaps! For Froglandia and Sister Teresa!

Is it just me or does that “boy” look like he has a d*** for a head…. and a supernumerary one, too.

At least his trousers are pressed.