Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 30, 2018

Just step on them, Goat.

Did Pig help them onto the stools?

wrong choice of vocabulary, Goat

Small-minded, aren’t they?

They have too little patience.

“Don’t get short with me, Tom. I’m just a wee-bit peeved at this abuse.”

“And if you think Rat is mean, let me assure you that my anger dwarfs his.”

Short-tempered, huh?

Diamond Lil does a better job of these type jokes.

Snowflakes come in all sizes.

I see Pig brought a small group tonight.

We can crack jokes all day, but let’s just decide to be big about this and forgive them.

Snow White loved having the dwarfs around unless they got underfoot. She used to say that they were such a trip! There was an eighth dwarf, Slo Poke. He died when somebody said to step on it.

Who didn’t see that coming?

Tom and Dawn work as short-order cooks at a bakery called Short Cakes… and neither one of them has ever heard of Randy Newman.

The day dwarf tossing was introduced to the bar. Just not in its usual sense.

Goat came this close to getting punched in the knee!

elevators smell different to a dwarf

Stephan has reached a new low.

And what do Tom & Dawn do, when their not hanging out at the local bar? Of course, they own a ladder company. Their favorite car is a low-rider.

They must be South Pole elves…

Tiny Tom is the human version of Rat

Who would’ve thought that, Goat, would get the short end of the stick?

Today’s strip is a microcosm of American society.

Once again, something got Goat’s human!

Bigots really hate bigotry!

Short people got no reason to live – Randy Newman.

Should they have smaller stools?

Reminds me of a joke Judy Garland herself used to tell. One of the Munchkins took a carnal interest in her and said to her, "I’m going to (have my way with) you. Judy replied, “You do, and I find out about it…..”

I like it (even if I’m one of their targets out here). Goat is left without an adequate response for once!

I hope Tom and Dawn show up again from time to time….

You put your hoof into it this time, Paris!

If you need me, I’ll be defenestrating some dumb diminutive dwarves