It’s the work of the Breakfast gang. One’s a cereal killer, one’s got his head all scrambled, and one got caught – they gave ‘em the juice. There’s more out there but two of ‘em are toast cuz they’ll talk if ya butter ‘em up. We thought it was the Kippers gang but we found something was fishy there after we talked to their Aunt Chovie – it was just a red herring. We thought we liked that guy Mr. Coffee for part of it too but there weren’t any grounds to charge him. The case was so weak we thought bitter of it and that tea’d me off. Just couldn’t bag him or his moll, Red Rose.
SunflowerGirl100 almost 6 years ago
The victim is toast.
danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago
That wouldn’t be the home of B.B.Wolfe now would it?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 6 years ago
EEEEYYEAHHHHHHHHH!!! B)
Bilan almost 6 years ago
The beat cop behind him is thinking In a pig’s eye!
Display almost 6 years ago
But the brass put this case on the back burner.
Little Caesar almost 6 years ago
Don’t egg him on.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Just as hammy as David Caruso.
jreckard almost 6 years ago
Yes, but who is it? They’ll have to do some Jimmy DNA analysis.
J Short almost 6 years ago
Dead pan humor.
jel354 almost 6 years ago
A tasty victim.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I need to take this back to the lab for tast… un, testing. That’s tight, Testing.
iggyman almost 6 years ago
He was fried..
nosirrom almost 6 years ago
CSI: Bacon IN
SpicyNacho Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Cue the glasses! Now play The Who. I can hear the song in my head.
mourdac Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Subsequent investigations showed he was 3 degrees separated from Kevin.
osceola almost 6 years ago
Not sure that the Fraternal Order of Police will like being portrayed as pigs.
PO' DAWG almost 6 years ago
My Hammy…Classic!
Gent almost 6 years ago
Of course, the Big Bad Wolf did it.
Lablubber almost 6 years ago
The case will eventually lead to a criminal gang operation out of a chop house.
Display almost 6 years ago
They looked for his phone records but all he had was a burner phone.
Display almost 6 years ago
It’s the work of the Breakfast gang. One’s a cereal killer, one’s got his head all scrambled, and one got caught – they gave ‘em the juice. There’s more out there but two of ‘em are toast cuz they’ll talk if ya butter ‘em up. We thought it was the Kippers gang but we found something was fishy there after we talked to their Aunt Chovie – it was just a red herring. We thought we liked that guy Mr. Coffee for part of it too but there weren’t any grounds to charge him. The case was so weak we thought bitter of it and that tea’d me off. Just couldn’t bag him or his moll, Red Rose.
MissScarlet Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Isn’t Moon Over My Hammy at Denny’s?
Daeder almost 6 years ago
Hard boiled…or rather, pan fried detective stories…