Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 19, 2018

Lets hope that study of eating 2 servings of fries per week taking years off your life proves true for Rat.

Sorta Republiclan donor rules here. Rat must have replaced Reince. Appropo.

Would it also be inconsiderate of Rat to bring Pig a hamburger with bacon?

Where I come from, driver privileges only extend as far as controlling the sound system, and on a very good day the aircon.

Dang! It’s just after 4:15 AM and I just woke up a little while ago – and now I want fries!

When Rat is flying, you are buying, so double your fry order.

“Pig, you can have all the old Fries in the car between the console and the seats! Don’t be such a Picky Whiner!”

Delivery fee

I see why Rat is president.

Bag fries always taste best!

Shove Rat’s fries down his throat, Pig

Rat’s a jerk, but he IS Pastis’ alter ego.

It’s just as well, rat. He eats like a pig.

This made me think of the recent Dunkin Donuts commercial in an open cockpit plane

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wv6c/dunkin-donuts-that-was-your-sandwich

Pigs have been know to eat rats. Nothing like a rat appetizer to start the meal…….

I wouldn’t eat the fries anyhow after they’ve cooled down. They gotta be hot.

I always referred to that as the “fry tax” :-D

As they said in Casablanca: carrying charges

Went Taco Bell for lunch today to get my favorite Gordita and Nacho Fries Combo! Nacho Fries discontinued; Short term promotional item turned out be a Bait & Switch!

On a related Fast Food non-sequitur, why can’t McDee’s have McRib 365!!

Pig, have you ever noticed you’re much bigger than Rat? Time to let your Inner Vigilante out and assert yourself: take the fries that are rightfully yours!

The real winner here is pig, who will now outlive rat, who just downed 2 heaping helpings of trans fat.

“Ratty, why did you eat my fries?”