That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 06, 2018

“Ok, who dropped the Junior Mint in the patient?”

Dr. Nooooooooooooooooo at work.

“Can you believe that Lister guy claiming that the germs all around us cause infections. It’s a hoax! Fake news!”

Schmidlap gained notoriety after performing the first live birth from an upright piano.

Ana-cana-pona

I need to find a better agent – House never had to work under these conditions!

What do you mean this isn’t the cadaver autopsy??

“Actually, Doc, it’s been around for forty-some years. I’m gonna demand a refund on my tuition for this class.”

Watching porn was a more communal experience before movies and TV were invented.

“..then you can ablate your initials right here to give future radiologists a laugh.”

Herman began to have second thoughts about his discount vasectomy.

Theodor Billroth Operating: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bilroth-im-H%C3%B6rsaal.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://data.onb.ac.at/nlv_lex/perslex/S/Seligmann_Adalbert_Franz.htm 

has German info about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate). So far, this the only work by him used here, though some may recall its earlier strip with a different caption: 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/06/02?comments=visible 

which sadly, though my comment text is there with the line breaks removed, its 18 hyperlinks remain inactive. &?@#!#%&!

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1902 (March 6, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Gentlemen, the wallet biopsy was positive, we will now finish the procedure.

Why am I always laughing so loud (and groaning sometimes) at this comic. the humor is gross, twisted and bizarre! and it seems….. I LOVE IT!!!

" No, I’m not a real surgeon but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. "

“Did anybody spot my deliberate mistake?”

This whole thing was funny. Thanks everyone. I wish GC had a reply to all thingie.

“Is that pizza here yet?”

This is what artists end up painting when inspiration runs dry (Or maybe this Dr Billroth fellow paid enough to fund the next three nudes and the odd nature scene)

This is what artists end up painting when inspiration runs dry (Or maybe this Dr Billroth fellow paid enough to fund the next three nudes and the odd nature scene)

“Did you want a half rack of ribs or would you prefer some of the rump roast? Next table you have your choice of potato or polenta with assorted vegetables. And please be sure to visit the dessert table at the end of the line. The Pavlova is to die for!”

Little Tommy Douglas and his family could not afford an operation to save his leg. the doctor said he could get one if the Douglas family agreed to have it done in a theatre like this. they did. Little Tommy’s leg was saved. Little Tommy Douglas grew up and became the Greatest Canadian for leading the effort for single payer health care in Canada in the 1940s and 1950s.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Douglas

“So let me get this straight……NO ONE remembers where they put the sponge?”