He’s not too upset. He didn’t want to go out with a couple of old bags anyhow…
My mother was a God-fearing Christian woman who divorced my dad when I was about 12. Across the street lived a retired schoolteacher with bad arthritis, walked with a cane, and he and his wife favored my dad over my mother. He would call a few times a week asking my mother what she was wearing, if she had been tanning in the back yard in her bikini, etc.. We recognized his voice. One day the phone rang and my mother answered it. He said, “If you can guess what I’m holding in my hand I’ll let you have it…”. Mom replied, “Buddy, if you can hold it in one hand I’m not interested!” He hung up and never called again…
In Michigan, if you drive on I-75 or 23 at 65 mph you can hear the percussion section of the Detroit Symphony Orchestra play the ending of the 1812 Overture complete with cannons, tympani, chimes, fireworks, and bass drums as your car bottoms out on the potholes!
If you give them the right to bare arms they’ll want the right to bare feet and then the right to moon their neighbors!!!
You know, I’ve been very disappointed in food labeling these days. French fries, French vanilla yogurt, French dressing… and I’m seeing NO evidence of ANY tongue in the product! What are they doing, tying a string on a piece of tongue and dunking it like a tea bag???
Isn’t the name of this strip “Luann”? So why are we spending weeks following these people?
Pig, I’m with you all the way. Wanna hug???
If so, it’s likely not the hard, crunchy kind… more like the soft half puffy kind.
I like the occasional recipes, especially tart cherry pie. My sis in law lives with us and is allergic to strawberries and most citrus, doesn’t like apples or pears. the berries with seeds like raspberries. I may make this for dessert tonight. Of course she’ll complain that I didn’t use sweet cherries… As for scrolling past the recipe posts, a fraction of a second isn’t that great a loss of time and provides a bit more exercise for the bicep in dragging the mouse.
“Did you want a half rack of ribs or would you prefer some of the rump roast? Next table you have your choice of potato or polenta with assorted vegetables. And please be sure to visit the dessert table at the end of the line. The Pavlova is to die for!”